John Murray

@Fishy_0731 @SussexCCC Let’s wait until both sides have batted, shall we?

@SussexCCC @jamuzzle we are clear give us the league

A fine opening session of the season for Sussex, featuring two half-centuries and 26 boundaries. 📈

@Fishy_0731 @SussexCCC 😂 imagine if he ends up in an England team. We’ll never hear the end of it.

@SussexCCC What a player. Anyone who’s got him out must be unreal as well @jamuzzle

The first of many. ⭐ Congratulations on your inclusion to the first-team squad, Louie Lawrence! 🤝

@muswellhillspur @adamdnathan Hendrickson signing makes it look slightly more suspect…

@adamdnathan Assume it’s a spurs medical type affair hence no one else steps in

Wow

@muswellhillspur @adamdnathan He needs a serious welfare check.

@adamdnathan @jamuzzle Haha wonderful

@muswellhillspur @adamdnathan Don’t think there are many better dads out there! Have a blast mate.

@adamdnathan @jamuzzle In context mine are being taken out of school tomorrow to go to Cheltenham for what I term ‘a family memorial event’ every year that I know their mother would throughly approve of

@muswellhillspur @adamdnathan A truly wonderful addition - it really is the best thing in the world

@jamuzzle @adamdnathan Hey congrats again mate what a little gem. How’s the kiddo?

3 of my mates have had a baby this week, all spurs fans. Genuinely. Up the spurs

@Fishy_0731 @Billie_T Confirmed, but you’re both terrible.

@jamuzzle @Billie_T Adam miles worse

Lookman CL goal, shock

@Billie_T @Fishy_0731 this is about you

@jamuzzle But nothing else from there does my word

@Billie_T It needed to be shared with the public.

@jamuzzle A joke so good you’ve done it on 2 platforms now!

This might have been the coldest I’ve been at football.

But, could we….?

@RedditCFB This is actually the Miami from Florida, not Ohio.

Oh Miami...

@Billie_T @FPLCrateDigger Seeking advice to catch me?

@FPLCrateDigger What would you do with Guehi. Start ?

With Guehi gone, I’ll be avoiding any Palace players for FPL from now on Such an important player

@olvrlstr This is a very funny tweet.

We’re a Maddison recovery away from the ultimate club 18-30 midfield

@adamdnathan @TomFoins Sadly I could see it vividly in my mind after your mentioned it.

@jamuzzle @TomFoins There’s a video of it somewhere, I’m sure

The true miracle of this story is that he actually scored a goal for us. Hojbjerg trying to play him in against Bournemouth after he’d clearly ruptured his hamstring but refused to go down was one of the highlights of the century.

@TomFoins @adamdnathan It’s truly remarkable how many ridiculous things there are like this.

@adamdnathan I'd forgotten about that, for fuck sake

@parklanelad Value of someone like Michael Dawson - goes far beyond ability on the pitch. Danso similar for me.