jay

guys i broke a nail fuck bowling

guys the two drunkest people (me and my twin 🤞🤞) are fucking killing this bowling thing (we’re both ahead by like 20 points wtf)

i swear i love my friends but the one i hooked up with needs to die i can’t handle existing near people who know too much

yoga and then pregame. balance. yin and yang.

adhd is a super power because occasionally you hyper fixate on things good for you like yoga or salads

okay update roommate bought me a smoothie as an apology so all crimes are forgiven

getting let out of my class early and immediately signing up for the yoga session i thought i couldn’t make it to 😚😚 (send help i will have gone to yoga 5 times in 4 days by the end of this weekend)

i feel like i haven’t gotten any more intelligent as time goes on so what used to be miles above my peers is now just on par or even below them and it might be giving me an identity crisis

(after i explained the missing context he apologized so i guess he gets brownie points for that)

pov: random man ease dropping on my conversation in the elevator offers his unsolicited opinion 🍅🍅🍅🍅

maybe i’m just dramatic but anytime i encounter my friends hanging out without me i wish air strikes on them

currently practicing avoiding using “it’s okay” when someone apologizes to me cause fuck no it wasn’t okay

thought i could escape the evil freshman year roommate curse by rooming with a friend from high school (top 10 moments before disaster) (genuinely going to get violent istg)

me clinging to yoga like it’s the fucking buoy in a storm (been to 4 sessions this week) (twice today alone) this is how we defeat the anxiety demons i’m sure of it

why do naps have a 50% chance of being evil??? like why am i snapping awake in a cold sweat 4 hours later sometimes

anytime i catch myself reminiscing on my brief dsmptwt fame era i remember that a selfie of mine got put on a bunch of porn accounts and throw up in my mouth instead

they hate when you serve d1 man hater realness instead of “oh yeah him hooking up with another girl the same night he hooked up with you is totally chill vibes that’s your soulmate fr 🫶”

being an engineering major makes me feel like a masochist bc tell me why i’m just torturing myself for shits and giggles

how it feels to be a politically aware teenage girl the past few days