JohnnyMoe

“Fuck it Wemby is up by the rim somewhere”

“We gotta hear Year 21 every single time Lebron scores?” twitter.com/big_business_/…

When you tell her to open up and she starts talking bout her hoe phase

Harden: “I am not a system player. I am a system.” Kawhi:

today is national boyfriend day but for me it’s just tuesday

Ain’t no way people are suing Starbucks over the ingredients in the refreshers… everything you eat is fake. Stfu and just enjoy your pink drink.

That’s my secret cap….I’m always stressed

me looking back at the ATM to make sure that mf goes back to the home screen

If that ass fat, I’m looking

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

“food gives u energy” me after eating:

She tried to catch him slipping 😂

Me after rediscovering an old song I used to fw heavy

It’s always “your monthly bill is available” never “this month is on us”

Every time Many Men comes on

"F it Jordan Whitehead down there somewhere"

the new iPhone only costs $45.98 ???

my iPhone 6S after they announce the iPhone 15 tomorrow