P.J. Davis

@donwinslow Think of a man who is a Christian and loves the Bible so much they claim it's their favorite book. Do they share a verse or two when asked??--or do they say it's very personal? The clown shoes fit perfect.

77 million Americans fell for this epic BS...TWICE!

@atrupar So this asshole really thinks that acting like WE are all the dumb ones who didn't get that he was a "red cross doctor" in his post....will make himself look good, or better or smarter?😂🤣 Hahahahhaa

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ? TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

@isaiahrobinlive You are one dumb, gullible motherfucker. Hahahha

🚨Joel Osteen got asked where is all his cars in money🤯

@NicoHQ1 The weirdest part of this video is that seemingly regular people just set up a camera to record themselves shopping ...

As someone who was active duty when my husband was a civilian, I've experienced this in some form more than I would have cared to. Especially within the military community and having them assume I'm the dependent. 😐

@ThoughtCrimes80 Motorcyclist here. The kid is an asshole. Not everyone should be on two wheels. Darwin award coming soon for this little fucker.

100% Biker’s fault.

@stats_feed Ohhhh, cooool.....who are you--Howard Hughes? --Jerry Seinfeld? --Some other germiphobe? --- did you know that motherfuckers on the internet will spread fear for no reason at all? None of this is life-threatening.....fuckkkk offff

MORE DISGUSTING FACTS ABOUT YOUR LAUNDRY 🧺💀 1. Underwear washed with towels transfers fecal bacteria straight to the towel you dry your face with. 2. Cold wash doesn’t kill bacteria — your “clean” clothes can still be carrying live staph and strep. 3. Leave wet clothes in the machine just 30 minutes… and mold starts growing. 4. That front-loader rubber seal? It’s secretly lined with black mold you’ve probably never cleaned. The stats that make it worse: - One underwear load can release 100 million E. coli into the wash water. - 90% of bathroom towels test positive for coliform (fecal) bacteria. - Cold-water washing now dominates households… and leaves viable pathogens behind. Your “fresh” laundry drawer might be grosser than you think.

@AllieJade1 Yeah, when Gen Z stares off into the distance, they are actually still stuck looking at the last thing they saw on their phone.

I've read about this Gen Z stare and up til now, I'd never encountered it. That was until today. I walked into a local take out shop. 2 cash registers, 2 people ready to take your order. The first girl was busy with customers, so I look at the girl at the 2nd cash. She just stares at me. Her face never moved, she didn't blink, she just stared at me like I was invisible. It was like she didn't know how to acknowledge or give basic social cues. I'm looking at her thinking, usually people behind the counter say hello first as a cue to advance to their wicket. She just stared at me! So I ask: Hi, do you want to take my order? Her: Sure. That's all she initially said. Honestly it was the oddest thing I've ever encountered, it was like she was on auto pilot. Once I started speaking to her, it was like her batteries kicked in and then she smiled became friendly. Has anyone else ever encountered that stare?

@clippedszn I know who this is, and what he does. But i have never seen him say anything clever, or witty, or do anything cool (without ruining it)....actually, I've never seen him be involved in *anything* that wasn't sensationally negative. I have no choice but to hate this kid. Fuck him.

Coachella hit up KICK to takedown N3ON’s livestream 😳 “All three of our wristbands costed $20,000 so I’m gonna need a reimbursement”

@ImMeme0 Listing non-sexual things as "gay" to a phone's camera, and assuming a large audience will watch, agree, and think it's clever, or fun, or manly, is the most homo shit I've seen...gay people don't just walk up and fuck you in the ass at the ATM, you big, obvious queer

If you say “yes” to any of them, it’s gay. 😂💀😂

@KerryBurgess Chuck Norris dies and then not even a month later the entire fucking Delta Force gets captured....there's a joke here somewhere.

If this is true, it's game set and match to Iran, and it's the end of Trump.

@Viralvid_89 People with any type of glasses are gonna just start getting punched in the face off rip

When he started talking in that guy’s accent, I lost it 😂

@CrisA73761149 @aakashgupta They gave us video the other day. This is the latest video they've released. (Its called NEWS.)

@aakashgupta One question... Why is the camera on these guys instead of pointing out the window? Why is it so hard to just show us what they are seeing out the window?

Look at this astronaut's face during reentry, knowing the capsule exterior is at 5,000°F. The physics of why he's alive are wild. The air in front of the capsule compresses so violently at Mach 25 that it turns into plasma. 5,000°F on the surface. Half the temperature of the sun. The heat shield absorbs that energy by literally burning itself away, layer by layer, carrying the heat with it as gas. One inch of material is the entire margin. On the outside of that inch: 5,000°F. On the inside: 75°F. Room temperature. The thermal gradient across that single inch is the steepest temperature drop humans have ever engineered. The orange glow in the window is ionized nitrogen and oxygen. That plasma is why comms go black for six minutes during reentry. Ground control can't reach the crew. The astronauts are alone inside a fireball, falling at 25,000 mph, watching the laws of thermodynamics keep them alive through a 1-inch wall. Artemis II did exactly this last night. Four astronauts hit Earth's atmosphere at 24,664 mph, rode a 4,900°F plasma sheath for six minutes of radio silence, and splashed down a mile from target. The heat shield is now being inspected for cracks. They found over 100 on the last unmanned test.

@TansuYegen It is much more Tetris than "4-D chess" because Tetris is a real thing. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Truck drivers on a ferry playing 4D chess with 20-ton vehicles 😱

@ThoughtCrimes80 Fuck those of you in this thread who didn't get the part where, bc I point out this small nuance, I AM NOT the same as the dudes beating off in the window. Haha, its a low bar, but then again, *YOU* felt the need to comment like all men **are** the same, despite my disclaimer 😇

@ThoughtCrimes80 Yo, but how about a shout out to all the actually sweet, good-natured kings who genuinely try to compliment a lady, right after they have filmed one of these creeps, and that good-natured king gets told to fuck off *HARD* on account of just being in the same category of "MEN". 👑

I’m no feminist, but I’m not lying when I say every pretty woman has a story. Or several. 😑😵😬

@t3mp3rl3y Those bird chips go so hard

Increíble. No supo gestionar la violencia, lo mataron.

@murt023 @FearedBuck He **deserves** all this attention?!? What the fuck are you talking about? A news clip, from the year 2036: "Tonight! Its the ten year anniversary of that man who loitered outside that door that one time, during midday in flip flops....." Hahahahhahhahahha. Nice vocab, tho.

@jeeeezpeej @FearedBuck Oh this is too close to home so you’re projecting lmao he’s a psycho and deserves all this attention you fucking troglodyte

The man who went viral for banging on a home and screaming “Where is your daughter?” while identifying himself as “Harry Dresden” was seen breaking in. Harry Dresden is a fictional wizard detective who solves supernatural crimes in modern day Chicago

@FLCons I would say a $500 fine is fair, but that's nothing to some people. Charge him 1% of his annual salary. 2nd offense is an additional 2%.

Because yeah, the 6 seconds he saved were totally worth it! 🙄

@ReclaimD1 This is not even a story. There are soooooo many stories, but this is not one. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Modern woman details how she paid for the first date with a man and how she felt afterwards. Should women start paying for first dates⁉️👑