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@maniaUFO I heard about it on The Why Files. It's Sci Fi

The crew of Apollo 15 in 1971 spotted a massive, ancient, cigar-shaped alien mothership on the far side of the moon. According to the story, Apollo 20 was quietly launched to the moon in 1976 to salvage the alien vessel. The crew allegedly explored the wreck and recovered an extraterrestrial being, dubbed the "Mona Lisa."

Robert Monroe and his elite team of astral explorers, remote viewed the creation (seeding) of humans… If you’re super religious…this video might be unsettling 🛸

🚨BREAKING: BLACKROCK CEO LARRY FINK SAYS TRILLIONS FOR AI DATA CENTERS AND POWER GRIDS WILL HAVE TO COME FROM AMERICANS’ SAVINGS AND PENSION FUNDS SAYS “AMERICANS NEED TO THINK ABOUT GROWING WITH THE UNITED STATES”

@WallStreetApes We used to go camping at Yosemite every June. Glad we had that experience when it was still a nice place to visit. The last time we went there were a lot of 'urban' people there and that was the end of that

It’s chaos in Yosemite National Park This is the first summer since Yosemite stopped using their reservation system There have been almost 100,000 more visitors than this time last year It’s so crowded the lines of cards are hours long and people are parking illegally in the meadows that are supposed to be protected “The line of cars goes on and on and on, all waiting to get into Yosemite National Park. People were waiting for like at least hour and a half and once you're inside, the waiting isn't over” By 7.30 am parking can already be at capacity “The entire park, it was impossible to park. There's nowhere to park for anybody. Waiting to find parking, waiting to get on the shuttle — With many getting impatient and just illegally parking wherever they could. There are people pulling onto meadows, pulling off pavement, going off-road” “Environmental Resource Center says it was at least better than this. Without any limits the amount of vehicles, amount of people, it becomes overwhelmed. He believes the decision was good for business, not for the environment” You can’t even take the shuttles they’re so packed, I found: Shuttles are overwhelmed, trails including Half Dome cables are jammed, and congestion is constant. Park staff and environmental groups say it’s harming sensitive meadows and wildlife habitat There is no daily cap on vehicles during peak summer hours Many park employees, over 300 signed a petition, environmental groups, and former staff criticize the decision as prioritizing crowds over visitor experience Go back to a strict reservation system. There are way too many people

@LibsHateUs Only one fight?

The show must go on.🤡🦍

Well there you have it. 4 crashed out UFO’s had these beings in them. Greys, Nordics (7 foot tall Swedes) insectoids and reptilians (Miami residents)

@m6drop @CaesarsPalace @OmniaLasVegas "...2 hours before the clo-" What's the "clo"?

THIS IS A LEVEL OF LAS VEGAS I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE. NOT AT @CaesarsPalace. NOT AT @OmniaLasVegas - NOT NOWHERE

@EndWokeness They should pay her with Renminbi

Sacramento Councilwoman Mai Vang turns back on flag, rejects Pledge Of Allegiance:

the way no one gaf about him walking up like that LMFAOOO😭😭😭

@Elex_Michaelson @XavierBecerra He'll win simply because he's hispanic

I point out to @XavierBecerra that CA has the nation's highest poverty rate, gas prices, housing costs & most homeless people. "Are Democrats in charge of this state doing a good job?" "We could do better, no doubt. But we are the 4th largest economy in the world." Is there a specific policy change he'd make as Governor? "We'll get things done..." He says he'll "build more housing." More: youtube.com/watch?v=VJgaS6…

@pantry_bandit @Mappy6984 Good thing the 5.3 V8 has no problems

@Mappy6984 I’m sure it’s a fine engine for soccer moms and Home Depot weekends, but I’d leave it for the Colorado/Canyon and get the 5.3 if you plan on using your truck for truck things.

That turbo has to be glowing

@0hour1 YIKES!

Knock Knock Knocking on Arby’s door.

It's not funny. Loaded or not, never point your weapon at another person.

@Rothmus Reminds me of the episode of Black Mirror where the lady's life-saving brain implant doesn't work without paying the subscription

We will miss just owning things

Peep out Shinfat Shakur over here. BTW, you have to be tremendously unhealthy to be able to get the fat rolls on your shins. Insane.

I don't recall brandishing a wad of cash at my 8th grade graduation, what is the point of this. 🤔

#BlackFatigue #UsualSuspects

@TomSteyer Get a hobby old man

The momentum is on our side. If we win, corporations lose.

@EliLikesRice They know he's an empty suit who will be easy to manipulate

If you're in California and voting for this dickhead, you're fucking stupid

@ViralVideos These engineers were going to take it to their lab and reverse engineer it

Three blacks in Los Angeles were seen attempting to steal a delivery robot, eventually giving up after realizing it wouldn’t fit in the trunk. Why they were stealing it? Your guess is as good as mine 🤷‍♂️