Jim Dozier

@HDMonty2 I had a pretty new one with 10yr batteries fail one night. But it was giving a false alarm. FIRE! Leave the home!!! Which is fun in the middle of the night.

@HDMonty2 Well then, belatedly, Happy Birthday!

@BenMcAliley @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck

HFT @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck …here’s the hot food take of the day…just when you think you’ve seen everything, out comes Dr Pepper Creamy Coconut. Dr Pepper is already gross, this is serial killer behavior of the highest order. Just because you can, doesn’t mean that you should. Just say no. Discuss

@HDMonty2 Happy Birthday to ???!

@Diana_Ridley 🤣

@Diana_Ridley They don’t have an ancient deuce and a half you can tool around the base in?

@JoanneMason11 Unless it’s on a Republican’s chest, it’s just a sparkling symbol.

Everything's a Nazi symbol except actual Nazi symbols on a Democrat's chest.

@awstar11 Which always makes me wonder just how many popcorn kernels do you need to knock a house down. 1 ton of unpopped kernels? 5?

This. Always this: youtu.be/pRtLEhV1nho?si…

@BenMcAliley @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck

HFT @gameday_south @TheHollowd @barner_burner @AUDrew @BarnerSupply @ChipMurphy1 @Its_Me_AU_Creed @HeySavannahZ @Heather_ishh @AUKathleen2418 @LorieBama @AU_Grad2000 @cwcoreywilliams @MargaretAUGrad @CfbMegan @kimt205 @c_pap_daddy @MWendell11 @jmatl0ck …here’s the hot food take of the day…Matcha tea is disgusting and I absolutely do not see the appeal of it. It has to be a joke right? Nobody actually thinks this tastes good right? I think somebody said it was cool so all the kids don’t want to be left out or uncool. Matcha is a serial killer drink if I’ve ever seen one. Discuss

Auburn basketball fans have known this for a while now. Glad Sacramento fans are getting to know him too.

@Diana_Ridley Congrats about that. I guess. Probably not.

@VanAllenPlexico Among other things, Bond is “licensed” to murder people on behalf of the Crown. I believed Daniel Craig in that role. This guy….😂

I missed the news that apparently last year Amazon announced the next James Bond film would be written by the creator of the “House of Guinness” series. That’s cool—my daughter got us to watch it and so far, it’s good. Now comes word that one of its stars, Louis Partridge, is in the running to play Bond. He’s 23. That would make him by far the youngest Bond ever. I don’t know. I like him as an actor. He’s good. But a 23-year-old Bond? Dang.

@VanAllenPlexico I’m so sorry Van. Prayers for you and your family.

My last photo with my brother. Tomorrow we lay him to rest.

@LiLa__lee18 If you get selected, I hope you have an interesting case!

@jld3 Nice

I was bragging to a coworker recently about how I haven’t been called for jury duty in over 30 years…

@soAUcal An all-time classic.

Bad news fam: the far side calendar already peaked yesterday, nowhere to go but down from here on out 😭😭

@pipandbaby And Martha said “I know. And I appreciate my pet, Neva.” 😉😂

Why do oil change places think it’s necessary to tighten the drain plug with an impact wrench? WTF!

@HDMonty2 🤣

@Diana_Ridley 🤣