Jeff Wodatch

“City considering changing medical standards as local man with no expertise on the matter says that blood letting is the best way to cure disease.” Why is it that traffic violence is the only time we let people with no expertise say what is and isn’t safe?

A bidding Moussa Dia catches the deflection!! @TruckStopUlti are your men's division national champions!🏆

TSGH

Never ever ever sleep on the 3rd seed coming out of pool A. This one was for the whole DMV. Could not have done it without our amazing community. WE DID IT!!

@YaBoyBennieC @MarkhamShofner @TruckStopUlti don’t let markham gaslight us. he’s behind every tweet ever sent from this account

@MarkhamShofner @jtwodatch @TruckStopUlti These recent tweets have been too high minded for me to come up with them. Im guessing it’s ARoy or TyMon

Markham is *potentially* trying to expand his “twitter coaching tree”. Check Sunshine out if you’re interested in *maybe* playing alongside greatness! 😎🌞☀️

@tirebizfriz goodness album cover vibes

@MarkhamShofner @NatashaWon ^^ me very reasonably and definitely not getting heated explaining to aroy why he shouldn’t pick up cole for armory when they had plenty of players already

@NatashaWon This seems reasonable though lol Zack has gotten tons of shit in the past from captains for allowing folks like Byron to pick up for the tournament leading to random teams winning (twice maybe?) Fwiw it’s less about Eli and more about people who signed up for the whole season

Y’all Eli is so much of an S-tier athlete that the TD of the SF winter league said no for him being someone’s first round sub. THIS LEAGUE IS SOMEHOW DRAFTED. EXPLAIN TO ME HOW. Poor Eli. He’s still sleeping and has no idea.

@alanhenney I’ve been meaning to get back to buffalo wild wings. $3 beers seems like a good deal. Thanks for the reminder.

SHOOTING --- Crime scene with crashed auto appears to be in the alley off Half St and L St SE DC. Man with gunshot to arm drove shot-up auto to 2nd St and M St SE where he got help. #CapitolRiverfrontDC #NavyYardDC

@theDCBreeze probably some d liners finally

More news coming next week 😊 Any guesses?

@being_ulti @swartinbee @vaultultimate is that fear or anger in his eyes? tough to tell

@swartinbee @vaultultimate

@alanhenney maybe if you stopped giving people ideas for crimes then crimes wouldn’t happen

IT HAPPENED AGAIN! Thief steals keys from a valet, then takes a black Toyota Highlander from 900 blk 15th St NW DC near K St.

There’s nothing high school basketball refs love more than catching a kid traveling. The more pedantic the better.

There’s nothing high school basketball fans love more than refs calling travels.

DeAndre, man… youtu.be/rQ6onIUUNbw

Genesis of @TruckStopUlti offense… Scene: Breeze practice before Phoenix playoff game Darryl: “We’ve been turning the disc over too much. O line, no hucking it this practice” Us: “What if it’s really open” Darryl: “No hucking it this practice”

@GOATultimate We ate there yesterday. I’d say it’s the best one, their kitchen must have had an off day.

Great service here. Probably the 2nd best restaurant in the country.

@TruckStopUlti Watching from Ballina, Ireland. America’s team!

Ring of Fire alum Daniel Kantor is rooting for us from Raleigh, NC. America’s team!

@sjoerddruiven @TruckStopUlti TMF during the previous point for a sideline player celebrating on the field after TMFs for rushing the field

@TruckStopUlti I need to ask. What was this? streamable.com/43p0nv Did you get a Team Misconduct Penalty against you in the Ring game? That is the only thing we could come up with, given what we got from the rules. Good luck in semis.

Balanced breakfast ✅ Motivational movie ✅ Cran is semis ready.Lock this man’s in for 3 Ds, it’s about to be Game Over for Pony. Catch us on ESPN3 or follow on UltiworldLive starting at 2:30PT/5:30ET.