juno carmel (beefy baby)

happy to announce that our national nightmare is finally over… I got a job! at Apple News! as a curation editor! ok bye :)

Me and juno walked into century city amc and our fave ticket scanner lady yelled across the lobby “LOOK WHO IT IS!”

Hey everyone! I am excited to introduce you to my new project — an online publication called THE KEY (brought to you by the Palestine Festival of Literature): thekeymagazine.com

feels weird considering the entire section was shuttered and not even visible on the home page (fuck you @wapo) but i wrote a review of P FKN R, the new bad bunny book thank you to @Jacob_Brogan for trusting me - he was incredible to work for go hire him washingtonpost.com/books/2026/02/…

bad bunny was so good i almost forgot that kevin, stuart, and bob aren’t expected to return for the new minions movie

Happy 23rd birthday Juno!! 🎂

happy eurovision week!!!! i interviewed my man @TOMMYCASHWORLD 🇪🇪☕️ vulture.com/article/tommy-…

my talented bf made me my very first website 🤩 reannacruz.com

@bippburger omg that’s me…

If you've ever been to Irvine, CA and could never quite put your finger on its particular weirdness, here's why. The untold story of a city mostly controlled by America's richest real estate developer by @michaelwwaters @johngitt in @BW bloomberg.com/features/2025-…

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Created in the depth of night, Circuit des Yeux's latest studio album sounds like her take on industrial dance music: sludgy, colossal, and teeming with darkness pitchfork.visitlink.me/-VxxU2

minion fetty wap: im like hey whats up bello

Special Valentine’s Day Daniel Doc 💞: @junocarmel and @bippburger chat about Megalopolis, AMC A-List, and salmon tamales 🫔

@bippburger 😑

Accidentally fed my bf 4 month old cake

@quepaso_daniel YUP

does anyone want to hear my take on silver lake queer wine bar drama or no

i know we've already moved on from the discourse about it... which means it's time for me to finally weigh in and say BETTER MAN is really fucking good. i did not know who robbie williams is before and now i am planning to visit him at the zoo tomorrow

Bad Bunny's “Lo que le pasó a Hawaii” is named Best New Track 🏆 pitchfork.com/reviews/tracks…

@bippburger yeah I’m a bit peckish

I love bein the guy that suggests the table get an appy. Let my fat ass take the fall. I know you also want the sampler. Nw