Kayode Yussuf

@kenkenlewu Ask her to call you small doctor. And tell her when she calls you doctor, she should expect injections

Since I got my PhD, my marriage is no longer stable. In-fact let me say the truth , my marriage is on the verge of collapsing. My wife became used to calling me "Dr" and the thing is reducing my libido. The title "Dr" makes me feel like I am dealing with a colleague or a student. And my wife has understood that the title "Dr" makes me become serious immediately. So anytime she doesn't want me to come near her especially at night, she will just say "Dr please let me be". I can't remember the last time she called me "baby" as she used to. Baby is the word that makes me drop whatever I am doing at night, tie my wrapper and climb the bed without argument. How do I make my wife to understand that I like the title Dr alright, but not in the night when am supposed to be her baby. This PhD should not scatter my marriage . Cc Uche Ike

Yesterday, we had the pleasure of welcoming the Fundación para la Internacionalización de las Administraciones Públicas (FIAP) and sitting down together to explore opportunities for collaboration around international cooperation and regional development. The dialogue was energising and left us excited about what lies ahead. Thank you to Maria Belen Alvaro Sanchez and Nurat Lawal for a truly productive and inspiring conversation. More to come. 🌍🤝

This 2 hour Stanford lecture on AI careers will teach you more about winning in the AI race than every piece of AI content you have scrolled past this year. Bookmark this & give it 2 hours, no matter what. It'll be the most productive thing you could do this weekend.

The stage is set for a landmark event in Abuja! We are bringing together diplomatic, legislative, business, and community leaders for the WikiGap Nigeria Symposium, a programme dedicated to bridging the gender content gap and amplifying the voices of women in the digital space. From panel discussions and presentations to media briefings and networking, this symposium is designed to drive real change for representation in Nigeria. Participation is strictly by invitation; RSVP using this link: forms.gle/rcRbpXCR7xgU98…. Only selected participants will be contacted for further information about the event. 🗓️ Event Details: * Date: 9th April 2026 * Time: 10:00 AM * Location: Abuja

The stage is set for a landmark event in Abuja! We are bringing together diplomatic, legislative, and community leaders for the WikiGap Nigeria Symposium, a program dedicated to bridging the gender content gap and amplifying the voices of women in the digital space. From panel discussions and presentations to hands-on workshops and networking, this symposium is designed to drive real change for representation in Nigeria. Our Distinguished Speakers: * Host: Her Excellency Anna Westerholm (Ambassador of Sweden to Nigeria) * Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan (Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria) * Dr. Neemat Abdulrahim (Director of the FCT Education Resource Centre) * Ayodeji Aramide Alakija AJEH (CEO Women FM 91.7) * Omolayo Ogunsiji (Executive Director, Wikimedia Nigeria Foundation) * Moderator: Carolyn Seaman (Founder, Girls Voices Initiative) Event Details: * Date: April 9th, 2026 * Time: 10:00 AM * Location: Abuja #iwd2026 #givetogain #wikimedianigeria

🚨BREAKING: ANTHROPIC IS GIVING AWAY THE SAME CERTIFICATION THAT DELOITTE IS MASS-TRAINING 15,000 EMPLOYEES TO GET. It costs $0. You need a laptop. That's it. It's called the "Claude Certified Architect." Think of it like the AWS cert but for AI. If you were around when AWS certs started, you know what happened. They went from "cool to have" to "you're not getting hired without one." That took about 5 years. This is going to happen way faster. Look at who's already moving: Accenture - training 30,000 people on Claude Cognizant - rolled it out to 350,000 employees Deloitte - opened Claude access to 470,000 people Infosys - anchor partner These aren't startups experimenting. These are billion dollar consulting firms restructuring their entire workforce around Claude. And the certification they need? You can take it right now from your bedroom. Let me be real though. This is not one of those "watch 2 videos and get a badge" type certs that nobody respects. This thing is hard. 60 questions. 2 hours. Proctored. Webcam on. No breaks. No googling. They drop you into real scenarios like designing a customer support agent that handles refunds or setting up Claude in a CI/CD pipeline. The wrong answers look right on purpose. They're the exact mistakes real engineers make in production. 720 out of 1000 to pass. People who took it are saying the agentic architecture and multi-agent orchestration sections are brutal. Most of the exam is about building AI systems that actually work in the real world. Not prompting. Not chatting with Claude. Architecting production systems. All the prep? Free. Anthropic put out 13 courses on their Academy. No paywall. The cert itself is free for the first 5,000 people. After that $99 per attempt. How to get it: 1. Join the Claude Partner Network (free) → partnerportal.anthropic.com 2. Start the free prep courses → anthropic.com/learn 3. Register for the exam → anthropic.skilljar.com 4. Take the official practice exam 5. Book the real one when you're ready It launched 10 days ago. Almost nobody has it yet. That's the whole point. Get it before it becomes the thing everyone has.

High impact funding opportunities in Nigeria are currently live and accepting applications. I've verified the deadlines and added the direct application links for you: iDICE Startup Bridge: Offers up to ₦10m grants for idea-stage founders and $100k equity for startups with a product (Closes April 20) — idicestartupbridge.ng SEVCP Pitch Competition: Secure up to $20k equity investment for tech-enabled startups operating in South East Nigeria (Closes March 27) — sedc.gov.ng/programs/sevcp… LSETF Female Founders & Funders 3.0: Access ₦9m+ in prizes and investor readiness training for Lagos-based, women-led startups (Closes April 4) — lagosinnovates.ng/female-founder… Startup World Cup Nigeria: Pitch your startup for a chance to win a $1m global investment prize; open to all sectors (Closes May 20) — startupworldcup.io/applynow GIZ/MOVE Rice Value-Chain Grant: Technical support and funding for Agri-SMEs developing new products from rice and rice by-products (Closes March 31) — fundsforcompanies.fundsforngos.org/grant/call-for… IKI Small Grants: Provides between €60k and €200k for local initiatives focused on climate change and biodiversity (Full proposal closes March 17 - check for extensions) — iki-small-grants.de/application/ BOI RAPID Program: Access ₦10m loans at 5% interest for rural-based MSMEs, youth, and women-led businesses (Ongoing/Active) — rapid.boi.ng/register Atlantic Fellows for Health Equity: Fully funded fellowships and project grants for innovators tackling health disparities (Closes TODAY, March 18!) — equityfellows.afhe.org/apply Comment your industry and i will send you your match

This is Master Chisom. The mathematics teacher from Evergreen Schools Enugu. His students won all the 1st, 2nd and 3rd position in Junior Category of South East Maths Olympiad 2026. He has been silently shaping generations. Let’s celebrate his birthday today!

This week, we highlight Bower’s Tower, a historic landmark built in 1936 on Oke-Aare Hill. Standing about 60 feet high, the tower offers a panoramic view of the ancient city of Ibadan and remains an important symbol of the city’s history and heritage. 🎥 Watch the documentary: youtu.be/pBlnXxzhMlg 📂 View on Wikimedia Commons: commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_…

Sterling Bank will be giving us N60 million for prizes only towards 2027 South East Maths Olympiad. This is now by far the biggest academic event in the country. We are projecting to have up to 100k students in participation for 2027 and we will also remain transparent in every step. Senior category winner takes N10 million Junior category winner takes N5 million Primary category winner takes N3 million Teachers in each category takes N3 million Schools for each winner takes N5 million Every student that qualifies for round of 45 gets N100k Second position gets N1 million Thirst position gets N500k The winners will represent us in 2027 International STEM Olympiad finals and also 2027 German Maths Olympiad Grand Finale. Participation is FREE for every child who lives or schools in the South East regardless of your nationality or tribe. We are on track to build the greatest workforce from Africa and we will make education highly rewarding and exciting like never seen before.

hey guys, this is the first time i’m asking for help on twitter 😭 my dad is having his first ever solo art exhibition at the national museum, lagos. it’ll mean a lot to me and to him if you could spare some time to come around, if you’re a lover of art. details are below 🙏🏽

BREAKING: Claude can now run your entire social media strategy like a $500/hour social media manager. For free. Here are 7 prompts you should be using right now: Save this before it goes viral.

The truck you X friends generously funded is doing great work. We also carry to church those who have difficulties to walk. It's my duty to help them get into the car as well as off the car. Happy 3rd Sunday of Lent dear friends.

All the students who came to Enugu for South East Maths Olympiad have returned back to their respective states and homes safely. Thank you Jesus Christ 🙏

Happy International Women’s Day! 💜 Today we celebrate the incredible women across the Nigerian Wikimedia community who continue to shape, grow, and sustain the open knowledge movement in Nigeria. In recognition of their leadership and impact, this graphic highlights the amazing female leaders across our network and affiliated clubs; women whose dedication, collaboration, and vision help keep knowledge free, inclusive, and accessible to all. Thank you for the impact you make every day. We celebrate you today and always. 💜 #IWD #iwd2026 #WomenInWikipedia #women #givetogain

@tackleberry_ss Twitter old man. 15 years is like forever 🤣🤣🤣

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@sxdiqcarter_ @asemota I also say Nigeria is too poor. Yes, Nigeria is poor but the next time I say so, I deserve to be slapped, unfortunately

Man wtf

WikiGap Nigeria 2026 is our annual initiative to celebrate and document the achievements of Nigerian women. To mark International Women’s Day 2026, Wikimedia User Group Nigeria will roll out three key programmes to bridge the gender gap on Wikipedia and amplify Nigerian women’s stories: 🔹 March 1–31: Nationwide online campaign to create and improve articles about notable Nigerian women in English, Hausa, Yoruba, and Igbo. 🔹 April 8 | Abuja: One-day capacity-building training for new female editors, followed by structured mentorship. 🔹 April 9: High-level symposium, “Give to Gain,” hosted at the Residence of the Swedish Embassy in Nigeria, featuring inspiring women leaders. In partnership with the Swedish Embassy in Nigeria, Women FM 91.7, NAWOJ, Girls Voices Initiative, and Africa Wiki Women. Let’s give to gain. Let’s document her story. Let’s close the gap. 💜 #wikigapnigeria2026 #iwd2026 #GiveToGain