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i went to amsterdam and all i had was fun.

Halifax, Canada 🇨🇦

General Admission

RT @NickZararis: George: “Elaine, you met the Rizzler and didn’t say anything?” Elaine: “George, he’s 8 years old, why do you care?” Geor…

@the_semaj I’ve been hand-screwing things into the wall with a screwdriver and my wrist is TIRED

Saving up for a nice power drill with a bunch of drill bits. Currently at a point in my life where I really wanna get into drilling pilot holes

The trick to getting oil stains out of your shirt is to oil stain the rest of the shirt too.

She got me watching twilight like “so that’s Alice?”

Espresso-posting

When my girlfriend has a work call she hands me an iPad and puts gordan Ramsay on

@frogmoney420 Zesty for sure

My dog acting weird

I'm spending the weekend watching The Sopranos on VHS, because in this house it is 1999.

@witchymommyphd Woah is that an nsync shirt 🤯

Do I need to watch nosferatone to understand nosferatu

Spotify wrapped was cool and all but where’s my stake.com wrapped?

I’m at Sephora taking big whiffs of dua lipa’s perfume

2025 I’m getting back into gambling