Lloyd Work

@MatthewGray100 “I have my grandma to thank for that” “Why, did she have good teeth?” “Yes, and these are her actual teeth”

@Mar_E_ They base the suggestions on your past internet searches

@brianvanderark1 You can get away with it if you talk like an Irish sailor: “dangummit, what the ferk, what kinda bullshattery is this guy upta, drivin like a merther ferkin moron, eh? What an ersehole, eh”

Serious question—do any of you curse casually around your young kids, or is it just me?

@Mar_E_ Thou shalt have no alcohol before me

@jefftimmer Wolfman Jerk

Give a name to Ted Cruz's beard. Go...

@brianvanderark1 The Firm Pipe

Name this law firm.

@Twitter Donald Trump. It’s not that I want to spend a single second with him, because I don’t. I just want to go down in history as the man who saved the world.

@thelaceylondon "Waiving My Right To Bear Arms"

In six words or fewer, write a short story about this photo... #amwriting #sixwordstory

@thelaceylondon Shats fired

@thelaceylondon “Do you have any Grey Poupon”?

@Mar_E_ Eye can’t.

@idaho_blue Deez Nuts

Michelle Obama wrote the best seller Becoming. What will be the title of Melania’s book?

@tokenwhitedude @altnation Social Animals are promising, but they need more songs: youtu.be/ufFAI25lnkQ Spacey Jane's debut album is pretty good: youtu.be/KrdCQORn0UI Oliver Tree is, well, you just have to experience it, lol: youtu.be/FxG-7AsbjeI

@Mar_E_ The police just released a sketch of the suspect

@adamwren That's interesting, Micah, because this is what the Lord told the rest of us. Not that you would know anything about this particular passage of scripture. You're only named after it, after all.

@Mar_E_ They had me at "There was no intelligence"

@RonSexsmith I heard that people in Sexsmith had a lot of sex but as it turns out it was just a sex myth.