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i knew there was something especially beautiful about you tonight but there are so many beautiful things about you it was hard to pin point exactly what it was

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harrison@HarrisonQuinnO·
I watch Girls through a FaceApp filter that makes them all appear as Boys
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
why are the people who put spinach in bags hellbent on the thought that i want to microwave it. i dont.
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
overcooked the noodles, undercooked the vegetables, tofu turned to mush. none of these textures are what they are supposed to be. was supposed to garnish with spring onion i said whats even the point of that with this
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
just found out i know way less about cooking then i thought i did by making the worst stir fry of all time
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
my beautiful chungus life
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
lavender scented toothpaste. why has no one thought go this yet? @Colgate @Crest
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
in retrospect its not that crazy for cats to be scared by cucumber because it looks like a snake
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vibe machine@machine_vibe·
dudes be like hey my name is trevor
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cATHERINE@_ratofthecity·
nerd gummy cluster is most unholy. separates humanity from nature
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