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@afcjxmes We’re absolutely clueless

I can’t understand people who watch this England side and still don’t think Bellingham should be starting in midfield.

@sc_timmy1180 I @&£@ hate it

ITVx must be the worst streaming app in the history of apps! It's absolutely dreadful!

@WokChic Ha you’ll have driven right past the end of my street

@WokChic There’s been an accident on the A1 so I imagine everywhere else will get blocked up as well.

Bollox traffic this morning. Taken over an hour to go ten miles. Yet to see the cause of the hold ups. Not even to Durham yet 🙄 Been crawling, now at a standstill 🤷‍♀️ A167 aka the old A1. Avoid at all costs, folks!

@WokChic Maybe Tartare Sauce?

Hub gets in about 8.30 tonight. He’s just rang and asked if I’d make him “One of those fish finger sandwiches you do with lettuce and mayo, a cup of tea and ginger cream biscuits” That’s pretty damned specific. Hope he’s not pregnant 😂😂

@WokChic At this rate we’ll end up with loads of money but no players

Trai Hume is attracting interest from other clubs now. One of the downsides of gaining promotion. I know we can't keep every player who helped in the battle, but he's one of my faves! #safc If they come for Patrick Roberts I'll kidnap him!!

@WokChic Often wondered about that place, I pass it every time I go to the Lakes.

Took Z to the Fir Tree as a birthday treat. His fave pub food. He had the Baron of beef. Can’t believe he ate most of it! I had haggis stuffed chicken, wrapped in bacon with neeps and tatties stack. Hubs had the pork medallions in creamy peppercorn sauce. Really tasty food.

🗣 "One of the most extraordinary shots in snooker history!" 🗣 "I can't believe it" Have you ever seen anything like this?! 🤯🤯🤯

What about this guys !! The Beautiful game !!😂😂 when men were men. Only one booking . 😂😎

Karim Benzema telling Ferland Mendy not to pass to Vinícius Jr at half-time: 🗣️ “Brother don’t play to him. On my mother’s life. He is playing against us.” 😳😳😳😳 🎥 @RMCSport

Congratulations to @ManCity, who have joined #SAFC by becoming six-time champions of England. The race to seven is on... 👀😂

Nevermind #NOTW #safc have only gone and signed JOHN O'SHEA!!! O'Shea signs on 4yr deal official.

RT @danbarker: "TheSunOnSunday.co.uk" (& .com) reg'd on 5th July 2011: bit.ly/opL6km #notw

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