Mark Young

@johnkonrad @RebelHQ 😂

@RebelHQ Got it. Can the king still fire him?

Someone, anyone, in the UK explain to me like I’m five why there hasn’t been an emergency vote of no confidence yet? Really dumb it down for me. Draw pictures. Use crayons.

@jamie47631 @spiritofshankly Bet you’ll be fun to sit next to on the bus!!

@spiritofshankly Don’t eat or drink in the streets what has the world come to, so u want me to respect their culture but they can’t do that here and want everything to be like it is back home

🇹🇷 Galatasaray v LFC Travelling to the game? We met with the club, police and UEFA and a few things for supporters to be aware of. 1/3

@huggan_anas @moonbeam2023 @POTUS @Nigel_Farage @realDonaldTrump @reformparty_uk ‘You’re’ Thought you guys were all about learning the language to be allowed to live here. 🤷‍♂️

@huggan_anas @SocialistVoice @POTUS @Nigel_Farage @realDonaldTrump @reformparty_uk But still criminally convicted. Such patriotic behaviour

@budocbudoc @anon_opin He isn’t, you plonker!!

@anon_opin Rodney shouldn't be singing the theme song either! 😉

The Only Fools & Horses theme lyrics are nonsense. Neither the seasons nor the tides are a mystery. And everyone knows where Delboys gear comes from, it's nicked. It's pretty much the shows entire premise. I'd expect better from John Sullivan to be honest.

@WendyFl91774964 @TiceRichard @KevinDr78955324 You missed out the word ‘than’

@TiceRichard @KevinDr78955324 The people deserve so much better Richard. #Generalelectionnow

Starmer has utterly humiliated the UK in the eyes of our long standing allies The international community is aghast how far we have fallen and that we cannot be relied upon Starmer and Labour are unfit to govern

@MSOlney1 @TiceRichard 😂

@TiceRichard You need to demand this entire government resigns and a GE called.

@PennyMordaunt You are the cause of this!!

I’ve said it before, just a few times, MAKE BRITAIN SECURE: Spend on defence, build resilience, cut energy costs, modernise regulation, deal with the debt. What will it take for our leaders to focus on what matters?

@JTFOz No. Why? There are worse things to be concerned about!!

Please join me in boycotting any restaurant that requires you to scan a QR code to view their menu.

@aquitainexox @GuidoFawkes Can’t get him anywhere near his Clacton constituents though!! Which is what he’s actually paid for. 🤷‍♂️

At the Chagos boat party last night, hosted by @GuidoFawkes There’s no other Leader or politician that engages with people quite like Nigel Farage. Starmer won’t even go near normal people (us plebs) 🩵

@WillCalverleyUK @KemiBadenoch 😂 Behave!

Quiz Night in Harrogate with the next British Prime Minister! 🇬🇧🎤 @KemiBadenoch

@afc_lennon It’s great but @petercrouch Perfect 3 V @Arsenal was def better. ⚽️⚽️⚽️

I don’t think there’s a hat-trick in the history of football that comes close to this. The greatest striker of all time 🐐

@Conservatives @KemiBadenoch 😂

.@KemiBadenoch is the only leader with the backbone needed to get Britain war ready 🇬🇧

@algarve32c @IsabelOakeshott @englandislost @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard 😂 Twerking for their masters more like!!

@IsabelOakeshott @englandislost @Nigel_Farage @TiceRichard Great to see Reform UK on the Worlds Stage, enjoy the weekend.

BREAKING: as @Nigel_Farage heads to the US to meet President Trump, @TiceRichard has landed in the Gulf for meetings with UAE ministers - and me! 🥰

@ehannah0 @Keir_Starmer You don’t speak for me.

Hi @Keir_Starmer If you’re going to address the nation, at least announce your resignation. Nobody is interested in anything else you have to say. Sincerely, The British people

@ChuckSteeleSr @nicksortor Thank god!!

@nicksortor Too late. I already stocked up on olive oil from Italy…

🚨 BREAKING: Following President Trump's threat to BAN ALL TRADE with Spain, the Spanish government has BENT THE KNEE, and is now cooperating with the US military THAT'S how it's done! 🔥 Well done, 47! 🇺🇸

@AudenShirley 😂

The next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

@kryhavoc2 @ToonDazza @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour It’s really weird, isn’t it? Didn’t know twerking for a foreign leader wanting to drag us down with them was very British either. 🤷‍♂️

@ToonDazza @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour I'm impressed at how angry you are at being left out of the war, it says a lot about British character 👏

Dear @Keir_Starmer and @UKLabour - you have No Idea how angry the British public are right now with you traitors. Absolutely no idea.

@LfcNuel Curtis should be screaming his name to claim that ball. If he wasn’t then it’s just unfortunate. They’re both trying to do the same thing. If he was then it’s pretty bad. But the whole team is slow and sloppy.

Hate aside, Cody Gakpo isn’t really at fault for stopping Curtis Jones from having a tap in there. His eyes were fixed on the ball, and he likely had no idea Jones was in position for an easy finish. All he tried to do was poke the ball, but it was just an unfortunate moment.

@marktheman2010 Bet you’re a hoot at parties with these stories!