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A window-view into the past, present, and future of the enigma that is New Orleans sports. Everything in this picture means something, including the background
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Matt Hinkamp
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Matt Hinkamp
@matthinkamp
Servant to my Lord Jesus Christ. Avid fan of my New Orleans Pelicans
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Master Hand and Crazy Hand would probably weasel their way into my first lucid dream if it ever happened
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One of my favorite 7 hour stretches of life was getting off of a plane after 19 hours, taking a nap, then putting in my 2 weeks notice
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The Kool-Aid Man has been wreaking havoc on the local real estate market
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Definitely never tweeting a joke like this again. Rip
Matt Hinkamp@matthinkamp
I’m the type of guy to have his wallet robbed off of him, and then drive to the police station and the first thing I do is confess that I’ve just illegally driven without a license
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I’ve been very careful to keep this streak over the course of my life, having all of my surgeries in neat 5-year intervals…however that streak finally breaks in 2025,,
2008: Broken arm
2013: Broken arm 2.0
2018: Wisdom teeth
2023: Hernia
*2025*: LASIK
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I’m the type of guy to have his wallet robbed off of him, and then drive to the police station and the first thing I do is confess that I’ve just illegally driven without a license
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Easily one of my dumbest unironic tweets. Possibly #1
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Ok why do the torn triceps injury always comes in pairs? One tricep is independent of the other but Ive never heard of anyone tearing only 1
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@dropchrismurphy I love just saying hi over and over because nobody ever knows if I’m greeting them in English or affirming them in Japanese
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@matthinkamp that phrase basically got me through my entire week in tokyo
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Said arigatou gozaimasu to the flight attendant and now she thinks I speak Japanese and is exclusively speaking Japanese to me for the rest of the flight
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Just hastily realized the most likely moment that I tore my meniscus was in Ms. McCampbell’s bowling class in 2006 when someone hammed one of those wooden balls right at it
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My schedule grows larger and more powerful with each passing year
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One of the top 5 directions to hunker would definitely have to be down
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