Madison Bennett

y'all better enjoy y'all weekend, monday gon' be here in 30 mins 😭

Only a woman who delivered a baby without an epidural can understand a guy who is having a cold.

I went to the silly goose convention and they all knew you

my friends: “i’m not a hater but-” me: “don’t worry i am”

Felt cute, here's a selfie. 🐾📸 #NationalSelfieDay

does it hurt? seeing the prices of all the books you want to buy

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

dam he goin off

having plants can be amazing but sometimes they’re flopping when you’re flopping and it’s just like jesus christ someone in this house needs a win

Literaleigh is a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

If you’re against abortion, don’t get one. If you’re against contraception, don’t take any. If you’re against same-sex relationships, don’t have one. If you’re against same-sex marriage, don’t marry someone of same gender. Do not impose your beliefs & religion on all Americans.

That Co-worker beef ain’t got no age limit

@PizzaCentralUSA Preach

Pro tip: Always order the breadsticks.

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

@PizzaCentralUSA How many two for Tuesdays is one allowed to purchase? Asking for a friend

We hope you all had an eventful holiday weekend! Take advantage of our Tuesday special today with 2 Medium 2-topping pizzas for $10.99. We'll be waiting for you! #italiancafe

@PizzaCentralUSA Impeccable service, amazing food, beautiful vibes.

Bring the whole family, and we'll still provide that excellent service you deserve! That's just how we do it here. #pizzacentralusa

It’s worth repeating. A mom drove there. Got handcuffed. Got out of handcuffs. Hopped a fence. Went inside the school and walked out with her two kids. All while 19 officers waited outside the classroom where the gunman was. #UvaldePolice #Uvalde

@PizzaCentralUSA Love these homemade masterpieces 💛

Why not start off with Jalapeno Poppers? #pizzacentralusa