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116% increase in traffic, 67+ new users in 3 months. Client: B2B SaaS Solution: Website Optimization and Security. Framework: Intent-led Content This is not revolutionary, it's what works, and you've seen it before. Let's take a ride.

@KingiJosh You crack me up. 😂

Today was cardio session?

Let me explain what this means so that you understand better. . Sometimes tiny cells in our stomach get very stubborn and turn into bad guys called cancer. They grow way too fast and don't listen to the body's rules. . But you see, these smart scientists in Korea didn't want to fight them with big scary bombs and bazookas like old medicines do. Instead they sat the cells on a wooden bench and said "Look here you stubborn cells, why don't you just remember who you really are and be good again? . So they made a pretend computer twin of our belly cells. Just like a magic video game version. (something like that sha) so they played around in the game to find the three bossy switches that were making the cells stay stubborn. . . Those three bossy switches have funny names. They are MYB, HDAC2, and FOXA2. Fantastic 3 lool . The scientists turned those three mean switches Off. Poof. And just like that guess what? The stubborn cancer cells were like "Ohhh… I remember now! . Then they calmed down, grew up properly, and turned back into nice, normal belly helper cells. No more bad growing. They then tried this in Mice, and the poor mice got better. The bad lumps got smaller because the cells stopped being the bullies they were. It's like telling your barking Dog at home to shusss and calm down. And it actually calms down. . . This isn't ready for humans yet, as it's still developing. But it's going to help out someday. And well, a lot of people are gonna be wayyyy happier. . . . Kudos to the scientists once again and I'm super happy about this development and the positive impact it's going to have on affected people 💪🏾💪🏾 . ✍️ Vincent The Therapist

Life is just straight up asking people for shit — and shockingly, they’ll give you. Yeah. Even a million dollars.

nobody talks about how hard it is to build visibility when you are naturally a very quiet person

Oh sweet Lord — Stranger Things is so well written—!! Damn! Perfecto—!!

@Njuchi_ Hi there — please do you have a detailed course or something? @Njuchi_

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@yeankhar You skipped Sunny? Baba Voss? Witcher? And said Ragnar? 😅 Dude, be for real please.

Ragnar is eating them all up with one hand tied behind his back.

@tosinolaseinde YES

If you need to lock in with your finances next year. Pls type YES. We are embarking on a mission to teach 100,000 for FREE.

@UnkleAyo Came at th perfect time man. Thank you. 😅

The kind of videos I promise to keep bringing to your feed. Sometimes, when you're at a crossroad - all you need is a push. Steve Harvey is a fine gentleman. 👏👏👏

@benkellyone Does this work for people in Europe too —? @benkellyone

As an ex-JP Morgan banker, no one believes when I say this…

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@gaetano_nyc It always ends well when you trust your guts. Love this.

For the first time in 4 years I had to fire a client. This was truly a liberating experience and a testament to the life I’ve always wanted to build, so here it goes. They are a client I had been working with for a year and a half. A venture funded startup in a hyper competitive space. Things were going well and we were making progress after a long road of fixing technical debt, website restructuring and new content plan to align with their repositioning. We even managed to rank for several “X Best” software terms and competitor alternatives terms that were directly attributable to pipeline and revenue. Now here’s where it gets interesting. During that time they recycled through 3 different marketing leaders (either fired or quit) and the client did not play much of a role at all in the SEO process. To the extent that even configuring and staging content in Webflow became my responsibility because no one on their end would do it. It was a classic case of “Hey Gaetano you’re one of the best in the game so go make some shit happen for us.” So they finally hired a new “head of growth marketing” last week. This is now the 4th person I’m dealing with in 18 months. In the kickoff meeting, within 5 minutes this new head of growth is throwing every AI fancy jargon possible at me. Spewing word vomit. Over complicating every sentence. Dominating the conversation like 80% talking to listening ratio. It was like a negative force. Causing me to become passive and off my game. “Just give it a chance” I thought. Maybe he’ll lighten up. Maybe it’s just nerves.” By the end of the call, he had taken numerous jabs at me and tried to pressure me into running a completely different strategy — one that I didn’t believe in. The old me might have just went along with it to keep the retainer. Just continue getting paid while slowly dying inside. But those days are over. I didn’t let it fly. I pushed back and checked him on the spot. After the call ended, I messaged the CEO and canceled the projected 5 minutes later. They just paid all outstanding invoices today and the project came to a screeching halt. I’ve been reflecting on this event for an entire week now because it caused me to think back about my entire marketing career journey. This is precisely why I’ve worked so hard. I feel ridiculously blessed to be in a position where I can walk away from a project. I don’t need to be a slave to money. No retainer is worth dealing with all that bullshit.

We are all so fucking lucky. We are the luckiest mfers in history. You can fly anywhere on Earth in less than 24 hours. Your great-grandfather died within 50 miles of his birthplace. You can talk to anyone alive from your pocket, for free. You can start a business from your toilet. You can learn ANYTHING, instantly, for free. Nearly everyone before you died young, never left their village, had three career options. They’d sell their fucking souls for ONE DAY of your life. Travel the world. Make friends. Build cool shit. Enjoy it. We won the lottery. You can just do things. So go do them. Plan later what. Fortune favors the fast.

Guy stops you on the street to play a trivia game. Asks you a question. If you get it right, you win $1k. You get it right. Hands you the money. You walk away with a smile on your face feeling great for the rest of the day Now assume you get it right, but there's a second part. If you get the next question right, you win $10k. You can decide if you want to keep playing or not. You say no, and walk away with the $1k. But the guy reveals what the question would've been. Turned out to be an easy one. Had you said yes, you would've won the $10k In both scenarios, you're $1k richer. But in the second scenario, you walk away feeling like you screwed up. You can't help but think about all the things you could've done with the $10k. It makes you focus on all the reasons your life is worse for not having the $10k Random example with random numbers, but the point is, this is actually happening to you every day. You made money, but what if you had done this, or what if you hadn't done that. You got something you wanted, but you could've gotten more. You feel pretty good, but maybe you don't feel good enough. Luck graces you perpetually, but it's never the right amount of luck Good things are always coming into your life. But are you allowing them to fill you with a sense of appreciation, or are you creating additional scenarios in your head for what could've been. Whenever the scarcity hits, think about this

@_ProfitPath Need someone to shout at me like this daily. Thank you Yegor

my dad was a fucking rocket engineer who taught me something that made me RICH wasn't some soft ass "believe in yourself" bs it was QUICK MATH (keep reading it's saucy) this man ran calculations for missile trajectories in the military. could tell you impact coordinates in his head while other guys needed computers. but he'd say "close enough is better than perfect too late" "347 divided by 45? about 7. move the fuck on." he'd make me calculate brutal equations instantly. not perfectly. INSTANTLY. because in real situations perfect math gets you killed while you're calculating meanwhile you common folk are sitting with your calculator app making sure you got the EXACT answer while opportunities are flying past at 1000mph this is why you're easy to kill in business... you're trying to be PRECISE when you need to be FAST business decision? you want 22 spreadsheets and three consultants' opinions. your competitor already launched, failed, pivoted, and is banking while you're on slide 73 of your market analysis like some soft as baby shit analyst pricing your service? you're researching statistics for weeks. just pick a fucking number that scares you and TEST IT. wrong? change it tomorrow. you lost one day not six months. "but what if i'm wrong?" YOU WILL BE WRONG YOU FUCKING MORON difference is i'm wrong in 5 seconds and correct in 10. you're still thinking about maybe being wrong next year while i'm already counting money my first agency? picked price out of thin air. $5k/month felt insane. someone paid instantly. raised to $10k next day. then $20k. found the ceiling in 3 weeks. you would've surveyed 100 people and ended up at $2k because that's what the statistics said was "reasonable" quick math beats perfect math EVERY FUCKING TIME hiring? meet them, trust your gut, done. "but what about background checks..." shut up. you know in 10 minutes if someone's solid or soft as baby shit. everything else is corporate theater. launching products? ship at 70% and fix it live. "but what if..." what if you die waiting for perfect? at least i'm getting paid while fixing bugs instead of perfecting something nobody wants. here's what overthinking really is: FEAR dressed up as intelligence you're not being thorough. you're being a PUSSY, you want spreadsheets to blame when shit fails instead of owning your decisions like someone who isn't easy to kill fuck your process. 347 divided by 45? about 7 should i hire this broad? she seems hungry? hired. should i fire this client? they annoy me? gone. should i raise prices? feeling poor? doubled. CLOSE ENOUGH IS GOOD ENOUGH perfect is for common folk who die with perfect plans. done is for killers who die with results. i watch people spend 6 months on business plans that are worthless the second reality hits. my business plan was "make money." took 2 seconds. still works. you know what matters? VELOCITY not accuracy. 100 decisions at 70% accuracy beats 10 decisions at 95% accuracy. because those 100 decisions taught you what actually works while your statistics are still theoretical my competitors still calculating unit economics while i've tested 20 offers and found the one that prints. they have better spreadsheets. i have better everything else. quick math principle applies to everything: relationships? you know in 10 seconds if a broad is worth your time. stop needing 6 months of data to "be sure" investments? thesis makes sense and founder isn't soft? send it. your due diligence is just procrastination with a fancy name opportunities? someone offers you something that could work? say yes figure it out later. "but the statistics say..." statistics are for people easy to kill here's the truth: your best educated guess RIGHT NOW beats your perfect answer NEVER because while you're calculating, killers are DOING. while you're analyzing statistics, they're creating them. while you're planning, they're already celebrating. 347 divided by 45? about 7. good enough. NEXT. that's the yegor method. quick math. violent execution. adjust on the fly. everything else is mental masturbation that common folk use to feel smart while staying broke my dad could calculate missile impacts in his head but knew "close enough" beats "perfect too late" a "close enough" nuke skill decimates a city. a nuke that never launches does ZERO now make that fucking decision you've been sitting on. your gut already knows. stop pretending you need more data. study the yegor method.

The point is to be so bold that people can’t tell if you’re brilliant or crazy.

@realmeggee Oh I’m so proud of you. 👏🏽

Showing up is the least you can do

The older I get, the more I realize: Momentum is everything. One good day creates another. One workout leads to better eating. One hard conversation opens ten easy ones. One small win builds confidence for bigger ones. Get the ball rolling. Physics handles the rest.

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