Sir Bruce

my favorite Bible story is probably the one where Jesus starts an unprovoked, unnecessary and illegal war, blows up a building full of schoolgirls, destabilizes the world's economy, tells the Pope to go fuck himself, and then jets off for a long weekend of golf at Galilee-a-Lago

@atrupar Trump can get a big dog up him

Trump: "I'm not happy with Australia"

@aaronsmith Well Donald Trump can get a big dog up him.

Donald Trump says he is not very happy with Australia. I think I speak for many Australians when I say, who gives a shit?

@DeadsoundApp 4th

Final round!! You've all voted, and our bracket of the best Springsteen songs of all time pits "4th of July" against "Incident on 57th." (It seems we've got some serious "Wild, Innocent" fans out there!) So which one are you picking as the champ?

@MarkGottlieb Storm should have been kicked out of the comp.

Me: ‘It’s ridiculous the Storm were stripped of their premierships. Everyone was cheating the salary cap. Clubs were paying players with paper bags all through the 90s. The NRL should reinstate them.’ My wife: ‘What the fuck are you talking about?’

@ssikfandk @Photomusicrock Who is cancelling shows Bruce or Kid Rock?

@Photomusicrock If they want to go broke? Go for it. As DeNiro or Willie Eyelash how that is working out. Why piss off 1/2 your fanbase?

Should Artists bring politics into their Art?

@aidancellini4 @zerohanger For fucks sake just play all teams and call it round 1.

Sydney chairman Andrew Pridham is pushing to revamp Opening Round into a “Launch Round” — all 18 clubs starting the season in northern states, with a strong NSW/QLD focus. It makes sense. It would be a fix for bye issues and the MCG’s unavailability. @zerohanger

@terrancebradley @EddieTrunk And add Don’t Change in the middle just for fun

@EddieTrunk Because he has a long established habit of playing home town covers. I saw him in Sydney in 2014 and he opened the show with The Easybeats’ Friday On My Mind.

I will never understand why artists with huge deep catalogs do cover songs live. I get it’s cool / different for them. But if I’m going to see an act with a deep big catalog I love I want to hear their songs. Unless they had a hit with that cover. Then I get it. IMO

@EddieTrunk He can do whatever the fuck he wants

@scottiebateman Look forward to seeing some action photographed from a Canberra

@mkeepy Yes. I think that where the helicopter is based. 😜

After careful consideration, and looking for a career without jet lag, I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be fulfilling my dream of becoming a SAR crewman by joining HM Coastguard. I realised that life’s too short and I’ve been suppressing my love for helicopters. No longer.

@HelpRodger Is this an entry for Did not happen of the year?

BREAKING_NEWS 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 I had a genuinely unsettling and terrifying experience in a taxi today.The driver asked if I'd seen the recent footage of Prime Minister Anthony Albanese being surrounded by a large security detail and quickly escorted out of Lakemba Mosque after being heckled during Eid prayers. I confirmed that yes, I'd seen various clips of the incident.He then pressed: "But did you really look at your Prime Minister? Did you see how scared he was?"I asked what he meant, and he replied: "Your Prime Minister was terrified because we control him now. He knows we control his government."He went on to point out that there are three Muslim ministers in the Labor government (which is accurate—Ed Husic, Anne Aly, and others have held roles, though the exact count can vary with portfolios). He contrasted this by saying other major parties have no Muslim MPs or ministers. Finally, he issued a stark warning: "Soon, my people will control Australia... and then the world."The conversation left me shaken—not just because of the overt threat and supremacist tone, but because it felt like a glimpse into a mindset that interprets routine security measures and political representation as proof of domination.This is Australia in 2026. We need to take these attitudes seriously and have an honest conversation about integration, loyalty, and what it means to be Australian. VOTE PAULINE HANSON ONE NATION. AUSPOL INSIDERS

@LDSLaw I have fireworks ready

Donald Trump, at almost 80, is going to die sooner than we think. Bookmark this. When Trump passes, there will be an absolute ORGY of grotesque delight on the Left and even among moderates. They will celebrate in the streets and hold parties. It will be a macabre display, such as we've never seen yet. It will make their celebration of Charlie Kirk's murder look like your great aunt Mildred's church tea party. Mark my words.

@Matt_Camenzuli Everyone should ridicule this racist grifter and her bunch of brain dead disciples

Get a load of the juvenile delinquents at the ABC. We pay their salary. They make fun of the federal Senator that just beat all expectations tonight. Like Pauline or not - the ABC should not be ridiculing her. Many taxpaying voters voted for her party today.

@PhilGould15 A cursory dive in to the things Trump has done and said would give an understanding as to why sane people loathe him Champ

People just hate to admit it … It absolutely infuriates them … They can’t handle it emotionally, to the point they become maniacally irrational … Mainstream media continues to campaign against him, to the point of embarrassment … It’s incredible to watch … I don’t care much for politics … But I find all this amazing …

@belinduhpyne Tonga

I’m not in the country atm, so I do apologise if I miss any messages from you guys. Enjoying my holiday. Here’s a picture of my view this evening if you can guess where I am!?

@randomnrlfan How is this for a conspiracy- They are just a very good team

@zanofc He can say what ever the fuck he wants about LIV. Just because his dickhead President got the country into a dumbfuck war does not change the fact that LIV is just part of whitewashing a regime that cut up a journalist with a bone saw.

Brandel give it a rest.. that same regime is now an Ally of the USA in YOUR country’s war with Iran that has caused financial markets to collapse & fuel shortages world-wide. It’s time to shut your cake hole on LIV!

Shout out to Qatar for the worst return on a $400M bribe in history.

@the_red_heifer Great rant

No decent NRL fan gives a fuck what this professional virgin has to say, because we know if it were a Liberal PM doing it he'd drop his pants in the booth and tug himself to climax. He should stop embarrassing our great sport and stick to eating his restaurants out of business