Mo Stache

@BoiMarket Maybe I'm jaded cuz they treat my street like a drag strip

@mo_stash Gets the job done, standard issue?

FedEx drivers are the Nissan Altima drivers of the delivery industry

@kind_wizird That flank steak slaps so hard

Home alone for a few days and trying to get my grocery list together for this evening. Am I missing anything ?

@BoiMarket Found them under the seat in his tractor. Little guy gonna think Mo jrjr swiped

@mo_stash Did you pull those out of Mo Jr.'s dresser?

Mrs is out of town. This is what everyone would do right?

@UncleJrue1 Thanks for the validation unc

@mo_stash Hell yeah

@BennyBurt5 @BoiMarket @carl_thegreat1 @kind_wizird He's gotta learn what a stacked deck is a some point

@mo_stash @BoiMarket @carl_thegreat1 @kind_wizird Hope you’re hitting baby Mo with multiple draw 4s

Anyone else up playing play doh this morning before the clock even strikes 7 AM?? @BoiMarket @carl_thegreat1 @mo_stash @kind_wizird

@BoiMarket @SasquatchVinnie Shohei never had an errorless season

@SasquatchVinnie Couldn't top @mo_stash at his lifetime .393 clip tho..

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it” Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

@kind_wizird 💯 necessary

Just went super aggressive and Venmo requested the rest. Bad move or valid? #replytweet

@kind_wizird You need to be raising cane in there

Won my league with my high school buddies. 10 guys have to pay me. 2 have paid so far. What’s your move to get everyone to pay? How patient should I be? Group chat has been crickets #replytweet

Hypothetical: Rory shows up to the member guest this year (+11 from the whites at highland) & gives @boymcguyerton 28 shots in match play. Who wins?

@UncleJrue1 Could do 8 with no byes and the 1-4 seeds get to select their first round opponents out of the 5-8 seeds. Would be good tv

First round of CFP is so boring. Need to reduce to 4 teams. 6 at most. Get rid of the selection committee and let BCS decide who gets in.

@RonsGoodTweets Wtf Ron I better get an invite for 2026

The 2025 Staple Golf Christmas Party was HUGE. Incredible turnout, tremendous vibes, everyone saying it was the best one yet, maybe ever. Great people, great company, great golf energy. We’re doing things NOBODY else is doing. Staple Golf is WINNING

@BennyBurt5 Benny does a woodpecker peck wood?

@mo_stash Does your b**kie have free play

Y'all don't tell Mrs Stache but I just came out g@mbling retirement

@RonsGoodTweets @BoiMarket Boi doesn't want to wreck the sweat equity he's been earning at PF

Look at @BoiMarket first plate 🤣 Weak ass effort

@boymcguyerton @69coleslaw don't know what collusion is! I've never heard of it!! Sounds like Slaw might be on to somethin tho

@69coleslaw @mo_stash did you tell slaw to say this be honest

Collusion is not cheating

@RonsGoodTweets @DilboBabbins @BoiMarket H8ers

@mo_stash @DilboBabbins @BoiMarket Now message board alignment is a factor I did not consider. I may be changing my mind on this now

@DilboBabbins don't let @BoiMarket or @RonsGoodTweets see this