Pulp Monkey

@urmumsausername I do when I want to spell it, same with wed nes day

I pronounce the b in subtle.

back from the Rez where I got cheap fuel and weed. Apex OG weed is the type we have today.

@hwinkler4real I sped it up, even that was taking to long so I went straight to the end only to watch what looked like a blended unicorn being dumped on the cake, what a disaster

Stop TALKING

@GCSeiler @Mericamemed Ok good, I was for a bit thinking it could be, but then thinking nah it can’t be

@Mericamemed It's hilarious that people think this is real.

I want to be an HOA president now 😂

@Mericamemed this why I didn’t want neighbours. Surely he can’t do that? That can’t be legal. It’s not junk, it’s a hoop and a gazebo type thing.

@JulesStitch_ I have officially become that generation that looks at this and says…..who?

Josie Torah and Karan Brar over the years. Trust me, you didn't see that change coming

@Bobbybollocks2 Yeah, been there, it’s tough, but when you weigh up that you could be evacuating From both ends, it’s bin time

Defrosted this piece of brisket,I don’t like the colour of that fat,it’s going in the bin,it’s got a faint aroma and feels a bit tacky

@baronlordvader Nice one hahaha

I arrived early at the local restaurant last night. The manager said "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" I said "That's fine". He said "Good take these drinks to table 7" Mornin!

love may make the world go round, but nine pints of guiness and a vindaloo would make it go round really fast!

ITS FRIDAY time to Fill what's empty; empty what's full; and scratch where it itches

@eyed_loon Hopefully you mean biscuits haha

Afternoon all, after a long long time time hidden away in the darkest of recesses, I thought it was time to whip out my ginger nuts for a good airing this lunchtime🤣🤣 It's been a while. Windy AGAIN here today and dull but at least it's been dry. I've been head down working 👍👍

Forecast for Sunday. SNOW!!!!! Hahahahah

Happy Friday. It’s going to be another wet one.

if you throw a rock at a duck... what would it yell... ME?

Foggy out

I get April showers May flowers, but April floods ha pissing it down

@NoahKingJr focus on you, dont rush it. It does get easier

fastest way to "move on" from ex?

@Gunblaze1969 Mince and potatoes

lets go

Hahahahahahahahaha

@heavensbvnny I don’t wear any make up

are there women who never wear any makeup not even concealer, mascara, or tinted lip balm and just leave the house completely barefaced every single day ??