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@dismantledusagi running outside in my legit yankees cap screaming incoherently at 0430

NEW YORK BABY

@ignatius_en how butt ass naked?

Stream over. Fuck Nito's big gay skeleton ass, he's a bitch, and fuck how it's literally 89 degrees boiling hot inside and I have to suffer butt ass naked at my desk.

@MY_FOID_HITS_ME australian rxk nephew rapping about how the prime minister shat himself in a macdonalds

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths. Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents. I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself. This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated. I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?" "Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way." "But the store loses." "Yep. On purpose." On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands. In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one. A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir." It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow. I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious. Some prices are not prices. They are promises. I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back. The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars. Long may it spin.

@twink_puncher omw

@BaileyStan12 and anyone else into piss

@munkimoder I would be fine with that actually

I didn't know Fortnite played like that

@MataraPusa @JihadalHaqq Real Leftists biiiiiiiiiiii

@JihadalHaqq who gaf

Words cannot express how insulting it is to watch and listen to Chinese scholars, propagandists, and their cronies abroad claim that China has no racism & is not a colonial + imperial entity.

@BaileyStan12 i have to kill fortnite

@munkimoder Exactly

@twink_puncher sure when

6'1" everyone can see up my nose

@ignatius_en >bisexual >increase chances lmao

This with the Pippa sign outside is a terrible omen. 👁️👁️

@MY_FOID_HITS_ME the only pornography i jack off to is the only ethical pornography - intoxicated emo twink abuse

@LilithLovett i wouldnt let anyone talk to my friend like this, why do you talk to yourself like this?

Sorry for being an ugly zillennial troon chudette.

A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.

@twink_puncher did you find it hard to hide your erection?

hmm fascinating i think i will memorize this and never use it

@munkimoder Us

@ileakfromkisses ur floridian? we didnt hang out when i visited wtf

fuck my stupid life