🦕 𝐿𝑒𝓍𝒾𝑒 🦕

baby bottle pops taught me how to properly suck titties

How it feels going to sleep instead of gaming because you have work tomorrow

i am craving a burger king whopper… mind you, i don’t like burgers and i haven’t had burger king in years

sometimes i just zone out like this:

Spongebob and Squidward beef

Elmo is so EGG-cited for Easter! 🐰🐣❤️

happy easter! remember jesus christ died for our sins. he is king 👑 🤍

when u finally take a hit that u need

my page is basically a wish list

“payment received”

i’m craving ham so bad wtf

i want a fuggler really bad chat

I'm so antisocial that I'd literally walk right past someone I know like this

i miss my SUV badddd ugh

“Thank you for your payment”

Me pretending this is my first time hearing the tea because I can't expose my source

When you wake up from a fire ass nap & it’s dark outside

this will forever take me out like LMFAOOO😭😭😭

gas is FOUR DOLLARS 💀💀💀 *has nothing to do with me. i don’t drive*

They were all baffled