Mr Tee

If I had to learn Power BI again from scratch, the first tool I’d learn wouldn’t be Power BI...

@zamaniii00 Make dem sign you before iku sign you

I'm an aspiring model and I'm not signed yet. Please support my journey.

@HerbalistChief Real

In EUROPE, organic foods are expensive and junk foods are CHEAP. In AFRICA, organic foods are cheap and junk foods are EXPENSIVE.

Data analysis is not all about building fancy dashboards. Data analysis is about building dashboards that answer legitimate business questions. The real value of analytics isn't in the visuals. It's in the insights those visuals deliver.

Good morning.

@the_Lawrenz Hit the gym

Bro, Coccyx pain is devilish. I can’t even move my body well. 💔💔 I need to heal fast.

If you run a shortlet business, you need an intelligent analytic dashboard to monitor business performance. Built this from scratch strictly for the Shortlet business domain.

@twitgameboy Sad truth: Some of you won't be alive to see your msg again. 😢

This tweet will be private on June 13, 2026, and will be public on June 13, 2027. Write yourself a message for the future.

@jay_azhang What's the moral of the quote?

Buffett on being broke: "It's a huge structural advantage not to have a lot of money. I think I could make you 50% a year on $1 million. No, I know I could. I guarantee that"

@viccetti She is innocent,let her go

How can you have this type of ass and end up in jail ? 😫💔

@gundemedairhs The ones getting all emotional here, do worse things to fellow humans.

Burdur'da bir kişi, köpeğini gezdirdiği sırada köpeğine saldıran kediye tekme attı. — O anlara tanık olan çevredeki vatandaşlar, şahsa tepki gösterdi.

@constantine8527 @oku_yungx @SirDavidBent Lol... It's not that serious

@oku_yungx @SirDavidBent I came from Cameroon spent 2 weeks in Lagos I was so scared of the town that made me to limit the way I go out and move around

Lagos don obtain me. Got into ONE CHANCE years ago. They took my Laptop, HARD DRIVE, made transfers to these guys but they didn’t take my iphone because according to them i will use it to track them. “BROTHER, abeg no vex for us. Na GEJ administration. Work no dey and na wetin we dey use feed be this. No worry, you no struggle with us. We go drop you like King. Collect this 20k cash for transfer”. They dropped me as said. Found my way to the office. Got the IGP’s number who told me what to do. THAT WAS THE LAST TIME I USED A BUS IN LAGOS ‼️

Most dashboards fail because analysts think like analysts, not product designers. Good dashboards are built like products. A dashboard isn’t done when it works. It’s done when people actually use it. If no one uses it, it’s not a dashboard. It’s a report. Usage >>>> complexity.

@Wizarab10 When your private chef brings it 😎

It is the smile for me

@jon_d_doe Regardless of which one you choose, you're bound to learn the same lesson. Signed: University Alumni!

They're both university students. And this is how they appear most of the time. As a male student, who would you prefer to date? Left frame or Right frame. And why?

@_BarnyO 0.1 pound at a time that's how you get to this level. Wake up!

Take your exercise seriously before your case gets to this level o😩😨 It's giving mission impossible vibes 😂

@cryptobeast 4-1

$2600 to 2 people who predicts correct score. ends in 8 hrs

@onyekanwelue Easy to say that from your place of convenience.

Many ways to enrich oneself in Nigeria.

@thelady_O @jon_d_doe Just do it quietly & stay unbothered about what family & society will say. They will judge you regardless, if you don't have a child of your own at 50.

It’s really not as easy as it sounds. So many things to consider; “Do I just meet a random friend and tell him I want to get pregnant for him but that he shouldn’t bother about finances cuz I’ll raise the baby myself or should we share responsibility even though we’re not married? Should I do it as a one stand with an unknown person who probably wouldn’t even know the child exists? What will my family say? Will they approve? Won’t society turn me to a laughing stock? Can I comfortably raise the child alone?” So many other thoughts. And after considering all these, sometimes women find it easier to believe they will find a husband soon.

I keep advising them on this. Last week, I saw a paternal cousin, she's 50 now. About 10 years ago, I advised her to get pregnant & that I would support her in raising the child, she refused. I don't know if she has seen menopause by now, but it is unfortunate. Never married.

@oku_yungx Blame it on the weather, one or two drops must slip through.

So y’all know how i teach MEN how to invest in WITHDRAWAL method instead of making their women pop pills to prevent pregnancy? One of my students called this morning “OKU I FAILED YOU, my Wife is pregnant again. I did everything right but i can’t place what went wrong”. THIS IS A SAD DAY FOR WITHDRAWAL GANG. I know Doctors like @the_beardedsina will be so happy right now 💀