nibnuts

Hanging out with my guy friends and got referred to as “woman” the entire night

@LaresMonge1738 @Lumivibes_ Cus we were wondering

@Lumivibes_ lowkey red

what is that one color you never get tired of wearing ??

No money in my bank account anymore but it was all spent on beers

Hate when you walk within 30 feet of a Tesla and it gives you the eye 👁️

We ALL got that one friend we genuinely don’t like and wish something bad would happen to them soon

@LaresMonge1738 @horguShmorgus

@nibnuts @horguShmorgus you might need to put another X #softlaunching

I spend my time daydreaming about Newark, New Jersey

@nibnuts No cuz I won’t be there

being the youngest person at your job

i love to buy the diet and sugar free versions of all my groceries and then drink 6000 calories of whiskey

"Can my boyfriend come?" Will he become taciturn at our laughter?

Being a women is a job

@LaresMonge1738 Knicks Fans pull their shirts down when they stand up

Any Knicks Fans

When you #Excel they #Spreadsheet about You

@nibnuts Gayyyyy

Went to Oregon and accidentally got in the attendant line for gas at Costco. Man did not actually fill up my tank, asked if I wanted a receipt, and I left that Costco on empty

your soulmate is posting on x for 7 likes

Cancel summer im still fat

@selvedgina Chills Greg

Going into the summer with a bf who doesn’t hate me and want me to die