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If you consider performance across all 50+ games this season, I would rather be in Arsenal’s position than PSG. They can celebrate their trophy for now, but in the long term they’ll fade back into obscurity.

Perhaps I was too generous with the wheelbarrow comparison. 50% of his goals are against Leeds, just as I predicted. I don't have to argue, I just have to wait until the truth comes out and proves me right.

Another fatefully disappointing performance by the black hole at striker known as Gyokeres. No shots, no chances created, barely a meaningful touch- he essentially leaves with the same stats as the referee. Arsenal would be 3 points clear if we opted for Sesko. No-one listened.

Arne Slot’s lucky streak will run dry soon, and when it does, Liverpool will tumble fast. By the end of the season, they’ll be closer to relegation than the title. Every win so far has been fortune in disguise - nothing more than luck dressed up as a plan.

Imagine critiquing Arteta - an artisan sculpting a crumbling relic into a modern marvel - because he hasn’t conjured a title on a shoestring in half a decade. He was brought in to make us top 4 by 2025, and title challengers by 2030. Anything beyond that is overachievement.

Arsenal conducted a masterclass in territorial dominance and technical precision, rendering Liverpool reactive and incoherent. Yet, once again, the PGMOL’s theatrical incompetence denied Arteta’s side a merited victory. A robbery masked as regulation.

UEFA's annual theatre of corruption resumes: Arsenal are handed the cruelest group stage fixtures - an obvious orchestration by the continental overlords to impede Arteta’s ascension. Laughable. However, we will win all 8. Untroubled. Unbothered. Final-bound without a wrinkle.

Richarlison is a bona fide striker - movement, aggression, end product. Gyökeres? Championship-tier chaos in shin pads. Spurs function because their 9 adds quality. Put Gyökeres in our system and watch it unravel. It’s not the tactics - it’s the talent.

After half a decade of Kroenke-level austerity, Arteta turned us into title contenders on a shoestring and a dream. Now the purse strings loosen and the chequebook opens - pray for the rest. He built an empire with pennies. Imagine what he does with millions of pounds.

Eze in an Arsenal shirt turns Odegaard into a sideshow - silk and swagger on another level entirely. Even with Gyokeres sabotaging the frontline with his heavy feet, Eze drags this team to silverware. Levels will be exposed.

Sesko exhibited in 30 minutes what Gyökeres won’t manage in an entire season: intelligent movement, elegant physicality, and actual menace. If it were him leading the line today, Arsenal stroll to a 4-0 win. This isn’t conjecture - it’s objective truth.

Liverpool once again snatch 3 points from the jaws of mediocrity vs Bournemouth - an annual exhibition in opportunistic luck. Luck might win you one league title, but it won’t win you two. Embrace the top 4 scramble; that’s your ceiling.

Arsenal have unequivocally been the most complete team in Europe these past four years - dominating England with elegance and intensity while exposing City and Liverpool as flat-track pretenders. No side in Europe dreads a fixture more than a visit to the Emirates.

The history books will forget Chelsea’s CWC and Spurs’ Super Cup wins- the true legacy lies elsewhere. Football will remember how Arteta’s Arsenal dismantled PSG in the Champions League semi-final - a display of tactical genius and unassailable dominance that transcends trophies.

Chelsea and Spurs may have fluked trophies against PSG, clinging to short-term relevance, but Arsenal orchestrated the Parisians and were more impressive. Arteta dictated tempo, territory & xG with imperious control. I'd rather lose painting a masterpiece than win scraping mud.

This evening’s Super Cup should’ve been a North London Derby - a rightful coronation of Arteta’s magnum opus. Yet UEFA's transparent conspiracy & Martinelli’s dereliction of duty cost us the UCL. This season, Mikel will claim the treble to remind them who truly holds the power.

Rodrygo to Man City? A perplexing step down cloaked in false ambition. Let’s be honest - he wouldn’t start at any serious Big 6 club. If this is the future of City’s evolution, the decline isn’t coming - it’s begun. This isn’t up for debate.

Liverpool losing the English Super Cup just confirms what we already knew: the Premier League’s quality is mid compared to the real elite stage. The Community Shield hosts winners, not stat padders. Arteta thrives there. Slot? Just a tourist.

Liverpool remain a tactically incontinent outfit - defensively porous and structurally naïve. Slotball’s kindergarten fullback experiment will be eviscerated by any attack with a pulse. Win your Community Shield, but the Prem will expose you. Irrefutably.

Zubimendi is not a midfielder - he is the midfielder. A metronome of magnificence, the cerebral architect of dominance. If you disagree, you are either blind, bitter, or both. He will lead Arsenal to the title and collect the Ballon d'Or. Irrefutable.

Viktor Gyökeres leading the line is tactical malpractice of the highest order, even if he can score from corners. It’s akin to deploying a sentient black hole - vacuuming possession, destroying structure. Functionally 10 men. If this is our grand plan, we are cosmically doomed.