Not Bermie Gernard

This has happened to me on the same hole two days in a row. I’m convinced I’ll never make one

@AndrewK16673926 Bulls

@notbermie That bulls bay or tot hill farm?

Any tips on getting sweat stains out of this or am I cooked?

@justfuckingyoda Nah I got it like two months ago lol

@notbermie The fucking thing is so old…

@liquiditylinks Won’t ruin the color? I wash my white ones in the dishwasher all the time but have been scared to ruin my colored ones

@notbermie Dishwasher👍

@pampheta Yeah send your auditions to my DM

Proud to announce my next acting job

@pampheta @FickieRowlerFan Guys drive girls putt lank

@FickieRowlerFan I can putt btw

I want to play golf with some beev guys this summer, who wants to play with ol Fickie

@FickieRowlerFan Fick let’s run it at tot hill

I hate all these Larping ass canes fans. If you can’t name a player past the 1st line please don’t post anything

@pampheta Kid is slotted ngl

Texts like these 🥰🥰

@pampheta You.

@notbermie Who’s we.

So we all going to go see Toy Story 5 right??

@DonnyRoss1872 So pure

Is that any good?

A picture is worth a thousand words

Niggas woulda died bout these in 2015

@EvansGolfCo The Paloma’s are hard to beat!

The Tree Farm gets it. #MyEvansBag

@pampheta @TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg Fry him

@TimFuggerESPN @mahatmaganl1tg If ur gonna be mean can u at least use correct grammar and put the apostrophe on the right side. It’s ‘24. Same for ur bio. Should say ‘02

No mom I don’t want leftover chicken tiki masala for dinner.

@pampheta McDonald’s ML 🔒

One of my Mexican coworkers offered me $20k cash to marry him so he can get his papers #whatdatmean