Olivia

I pop 2 tums every night before bed so I don’t wake up in the middle of the night with heartburn so yea I guess u could say I’m pretty mature for my age

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

@_MarsTina @hankgreen Ok yes I thought this as a child!!! It did not make sense to me that I was made of 2 pairs of jeans lol

@hankgreen Did he think you were saying jeans? Bc if so, he's correct...babies aren't made of denim...

Me explaining to Orin that parents mix their genes together to make children is the first time he has ever disagreed with me telling him a science thing. “No, that’s not right,” he says.

Nothing like dropping your phone on your face to snap you out of a doomscroll

@jonnysun This is the most @johngreen tweet I’ve ever seen

OH MY GOD IT WORKED

@audrawilliams @arielsonline is this not our old office building 💀 i am disappointed

In the lobby of an office building in Toronto. I guess to make sure employees are flooded with resentment the instant they walk in the door?

@brildlu Do it!!

@PlanePatrick91 @brcewrld @harleybaghdad Canada do be like that 😮‍💨

@brcewrld @harleybaghdad Damn hope you're getting like six mcchickens for that total

Mcdonald’s cashier: What can get i get for you today Me: Can i get a large coffee Cashier: Sure. That’ll be 2 dollars Me: Alright here you go. Cashier: Thanks. Here’s your coffee Me: Thank you.

@MarianaSquish @peachprc Sam just posted on their TikTok about Peach yesterday. But also if they were broken up I don’t think she’d like seeing this shit all in her mentions, she’s asked for privacy before during breakups so…

closeted men dating me bc they see me as hyper-feminine in a camp way 🤝 me being closeted dating twinks bc they look like masc lesbians

@brildlu Wordle 231 6/6 😐😐😐 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@heydomiinique I channel her essence every time I interact with a man

the crushing weight of 2 manageable tasks

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like “do you ski?”

@thatpunkwitch Congratulations omg :’)

@KendraPope Honestly sounds like ur gonna have the best sleep of ur life 😴

Hey, There’s no shame in having Covid, it’s a highly contagious virus. There is shame in having Covid, not telling the people you’ve been around and/or continuing to hang out with ppl while knowingly sick with a highly contagious and potentially deadly virus.

Manifesting

Just out of curiosity Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly