merrie jayne

Oh @CAgovernor see if you had a soul things would be different.

@ocregister Which was caused by CA democrats. How many times are we gonna do this ocr?

Opinion: California’s latest attack on big tech is BASED on bad economics ocregister.com/2026/04/17/cal…

You're anti-semitic if you like this post!

Each night is a late night …and I’m runnin’ the red lights.

I swear phone if you change one more carefully typed in word I’m going to shoot you.

Time to go play some midnight theremin for my neighbors

@TheChiefActual Three beers and I’ll burn down the whole village! Haíl Nah’taál!!!!

If anyone thinks they can put down a bottle of Captain Morgan and go through a series of tests to see who’s more functional than me I’m willing to put $500 on the line for fun

@parajanitor77 Terribly so

Been a rough day.

Bwahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@mosttweeters333 I love meme!

I need a miracle It’s more than physical what i need to get me through

@LoneNomadicSoul @BerettaMama92FS

@BerettaMama92FS @pathogenicharm

The cattywumpus cycle of hours in my day.......😂

@Vitaliy682183 @slipsilv3r I agree yet I’ll hold for now…

@slipsilv3r @pathogenicharm No. They need to die.

Addressing these allegations - I've said many smart things in the past, some funny and some not. I assure you that I was always pure of heart.

@MissEyezz On sight

One time my friend nominated me to rtard finder. If anyone ever sees this or anything. THAT MF IS LYIINNN. Cap, cap, cappity cap. For your awareness. Thank you.

@OneToothTeXan Sorry i know i can be a bitch

@slipsilv3r Yes, sir.

@pathogenicharm No no, stand down.

@outofoptions69 Still uses a triple beam….

@BroFeedus That’s the way to drown it out

@pathogenicharm Listening to music alone 😈

You get used to the silence

@DaVinciT999 @0ccultbot Oh come on you’re not THAT gay

@0ccultbot My real birth day in this life time is on May 13th and it is a Friday every time. With the REAL calendar. Yeah I am that guy.

The main reason why Friday the 13th is considered unlucky is because of the events of Friday, October 13, 1307.

Allahowl akbar!