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@dcniel @justin_bigfish @bennyjohnson @grok Thats also expecting somebody who uses Grok to understand statistics and math

@justin_bigfish @bennyjohnson @grok A table has columns and rows not an x and y axis, omg

Jimmy Kimmel attacked Donald Trump and Melania at the Oscars tonight because his career is over and that’s all he can talk about at this point. Trump Derangement Syndrome patient zero. So pathetic.

@Adnaan32098573 @gilbertsclips What is the point you are even trying to make?

@gilbertsclips 👏👏👏 Ryan coogler

Imagine being the main character of a movie and someone else wins the Lead Actor Oscar for it… even though your performance was better 💔 #oscars

@GlobePulses @Variety I mean this in the most rude way possible, you are an idiot

In 2026, a woman finally wins Best Cinematography at the Oscars for a film literally called Sinners. Feels like a tiny crack in a very old ceiling. What’s the next wall that needs to fall?

#Sinners DP Autumn Durald Arkapaw just made #Oscars history. She is the first woman to ever win the Academy Award for best cinematography. variety.com/2026/artisans/…

@elonmusk Sounds horrible

We’re bringing back Vine, but in AI form

@JamesGunn Does DCU Superman believe in Santa? This is important lore.

@browardschools Doodoo heads

Join @browardschools in celebrating kindness during the annual No Name-Calling Week, January 20 - 24. You are invited to share posts of initiatives and activities at your schools promoting kindness and respect.

@Family_viralvid @crazyclips_

@crazyclips_ Learn this

Stupid suicidal clowns. They don’t get it: “Victory to Intifada” means your head will roll unless you bend the knee to the religion of peace. Stock up on burkas, you self-loathing fools.

@browardschools Everybody Tweakin 😂🙏🌊🌊

Due to inclement weather, tonight's scheduled town hall meeting has been canceled.

@ValorLeaks Wasn't there supposed to be a codename: smoke dancer?

New Agent Codename: Architect | #VALORANT

@TateNews_ Sexual

@TateNews_ Lil Attraction To Minors

@TateNews_ Mild mannered Clark Kent wanna be reporter totally not superman

Who is the best modern role model men have for masculinity right now?

@NickAdamsinUSA I aint readin allat

Earlier today, I parked my truck in an EV spot and started down the sidewalk. A few moments later, I heard a deep and powerful male voice calling out to me from behind, “Nick! Nick! Nick Adams Alpha Male!” I turned around to see a very tall and fit African American in a Chief Wahoo Cleveland Indians hat sprinting towards me. As he got closer, I noticed he was wearing Yeezy 450s and a massive diamond-encrusted “45” chain. He had barely broken a sweat as he extended his hand to me. We shook hands, and I was impressed not only by his firm and masculine grip but by the sheer size of his hands. “I know you’re a very busy alpha male,” he said, “but I really need to talk to you,” I told him that was no problem, but he’d need to walk with me since I was headed to a very important business meeting where I was negotiating a major deal. We began walking, and he told me President Trump had always inspired him and was the founder of the local Blacks for Trump chapter. He complimented my MAGA hat, which I always wear for good luck when negotiating an important business deal. “It’s not often I’m not the drippiest person on the block, but your Chief Wahoo cap and ‘45’ chain might have me beat!” I said. He immediately “dapped me up” as we began discussing President Trump’s incredible accomplishments for black Americans and his unifying Platinum Plan. I reached my destination and parted ways with Terrell, but before he let me leave, he told me he wanted to continue our conversation. He invited me to come by the nearby park after my meeting to play basketball with himself and several of his African-American friends who also supported President Trump. “I’ll be there, Terrell, but I must warn you, I go hard in the paint,” I told him sternly. “No blood, no foul. No three-point line. I play old school.” He agreed to my terms and gave me a fist bump to send me off. After my successful meeting, I headed straight to the park. I keep a pair of basketball shoes handy for occasions just like this, so all I needed to do was loosen my tie and change my shoes. I was given a hero's welcome as I took the court. Terrell put me on his team, and we got right to it. After only a few minutes of play, we had attracted a crowd. It wasn’t long until I noticed a group of fetching urban young women cheering me on a little bit harder than the rest of the adoring crowd. I’m not one to brag, but Terrell and I made a great tandem. It was a tough, physical game, but we took care of business. I got to the sideline to cool off and saw the attractive young ladies I had noticed earlier approaching me. They introduced themselves and started making conversation. “I was really impressed how you just manhandled D’areus down low,” said Latifa, who identified herself as the opposing power forward’s sister. “You can really ball!” The rest of the group introduced themselves and began flirting with me. They said they were taken with how my MAGA hat stayed on for the entire game, but Latifa was by far the most intriguing of the bunch. I asked her to walk with me to my car, and we began discussing Trump. She said her favorite policy was the 2017 travel ban, and we discussed its merits at length. When we reached the car, she asked me what I was doing tomorrow. I paused, straightened my MAGA hat as I climbed into my truck, and looked back down at her. “Look, Latifa, I’m an alpha male, and I’ve got a full schedule tomorrow, but I’ll make time for you,” I said with a twinkle in my eye. “How about you and I meet back at the court tomorrow for a little one-on-one action?” “I’ll see you here tomorrow, then, alpha male,” she said in an excited tone. As I was pulling out of the lot, I rolled my window down and called out to her. “Don’t expect me to go easy on you just because you’re a sheila,” I said. “I plan to play you every bit as hard as I played your brother!” Alpha males always go hard in the paint. Always.

@JuanHer54564380 @LegendAlphaMale

@LegendAlphaMale That fight was rigged. They beat up on woman… I hate riggers 🤬

5 things that got harder having only one leg 🦵🏻 #vrchat #furry #amputee

@TheTeacherWins Youre so hot pookie