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Crying on LinkedIn

Embracing the basic bitch that exists within me

no one noticed when i was sad but everyone noticed when i dated 3 guys at once ..

Bought this yesterday

Women be like: looking for a responsible career driven man with the spirit of a beautiful poverty stricken poolboy

I feel like Schrodinger’s cat rn

People are WAY too shameless about posting videos of others vomiting. Who the hell wants to see that. It’s never funny. It’s always disgusting. It should be policed and censored on social media platforms like nudity is

Got tipsy time to redownload hinge.

I got a banana flavored vape and I like it.

Explained looksmaxxing to my dietitian today

I want to have a child with Daniel Craig. Is that too much to ask

@tacobellcuntina One of my ugliest eras when when I worked 9-6

i feel like 9-5 is making me ugly

no bro don’t buy airpods. you need the Sony WH-1000XM5-WHCH720N-WF1000XM5-CH520

A guy just made eye contact with me and immediately did 3 signs of the cross?

My mom didn’t allow me to listen to this song growing up because my dad had an ex named Eileen open.spotify.com/track/3MrWxJaD…

Heyyyyyy mamaaa rock me

i am actually a really nice and open minded girl my last boyfriend was 5’6

Therapist said she’d be proud to have me as a daughter gonna go cry in bed for the rest of the day

@tacobellcuntina Major slay alert 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

Witerally w my best friend in Chinatown