Polymorphic Glitch

🚨 THE DOMINOES ARE FALLING. IN DAYS, NOT WEEKS. Here is the global oil crisis — country by country — as of today: 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka — RATIONING. 4-day work week. Schools closed. 🇵🇰 Pakistan — CRISIS. Overnight price surge. Long queues. 4-day work week. 🇮🇳 India — 9 DAYS of reserves left. Emergency suppliers being hunted. 🇰🇷 South Korea — 50 DAYS left. Clock ticking. 🇯🇵 Japan — LIED. Said 254 days. Actual usable reserves: 95. 🇬🇧 UK — Shell CEO warning: SHORTAGE STARTS IN APRIL. 🇩🇪 Germany — Gas up 30%. EU emergency plan launched. 🇫🇷 France — Paying 30% more at pumps than 8 weeks ago. 🇿🇦 South Africa — Government says "stable." Citizens photograph empty pumps. 🇹🇷 Turkey — Stocks crashed. Inflation exploding. Currency under pressure. 🇧🇷 Brazil — Watching nervously. Own oil helps but supply chains hurting. 🇦🇺 Australia — Tanker delays. Import dependent. Hoping IEA coordination holds. 🇺🇸 USA — Gas taxes suspended in states. SPR drawn down. Iran sanctions quietly paused. 🇨🇳 China — 1.4 BILLION barrels stockpiled. Banned exports. Still getting Iranian oil. This is DAY 26 of the Hormuz blockade. 20% of global oil — GONE. 8 million barrels per day — GONE. OPEC's response: +206,000 barrels. That is 2% of the hole. Here is what nobody is telling you: They're showing you "reserves are sufficient." They're NOT showing you Japan overstated reserves by 3x, South Africa has empty pumps, and India has 9 days. The real energy crisis hasn't even started yet. RT so this doesn't get buried by the algorithm.

@DonMiami3 I am not sure any leader on that continent can process at a 3rd grade level

Europe sees what is coming

@WatcherGuru They should just triple to really get that profit margin

JUST IN: Netflix $NFLX raises subscription prices for the second time in a year • Ad-tier: $8.99 • Standard: $19.99 • Premium: $26.99

Ben Shapiro's endorsement should be the Kiss of Death for any politician.

Did this trader just make the play of a lifetime? At ~2:45PM yesterday, someone bought 500 $META 550-strike puts for $7,500 total. These contracts were worth 0.15 ($15) each at the time, with only 2 days until expiration. With a steep 8% drop in $META today, these contracts are now worth a staggering 7.70 ($770) each, or a total value of $385,000. That's a 50x return overnight.

@RapidResponse47 @SecretaryBurgum We should call it American oil production. We stole it

.@SecretaryBurgum provides an update on Venezuelan oil production: "It's climbing toward a 50% increase just in the 3 months we've been here. That flows to American refineries on the gulf coast."

@DonMiami3 Their fuel response makes one want to use the forbidden ret*rds word

I am getting pandemic flashbacks with how incompetent this roundtable is these people just fail upwards and loot taxpayers

@SpecialSitsNews Very destroyed apparently

Billions in losses at American bases that will need to be rebuilt. So far this will cost taxpayers another $20bn+ Reports indicate that at least 17 U.S. sites across the Middle East have sustained damage, with 11 of those being primary military bases.

Great job everyone!

1. Netan smuck has been playing the n card for decades 2. We supposedly destroyed it weeks ago… again… 3. Even if Iran has an n, so does I. They can deal with each other. Yet people still do this “2 weeks to stop the spread nonsense”

BREAKING: Israel wanted to assassinate Iran's Foreign Minister Aragchi and speaker Ghalibaf and had coordinates of their movements, but Pakistan warned the US against it, per Reuters. Pakistan told the US that if Israel kills Aragchi and Ghalibaf, “there will be no one left in Iran to talk to,” and the strikes were called off.

and then a chatbot took her job

Trump: "I thought the stock market would go down more, it hasn't been nearly as severe as I thought." * $SPY immediately sells off*

‼️ BREAKING: Reddit's CEO announced he is forcing human verification on the platform. He will force users to verify through biometrics on their device, a third party, or government ID. Every single option compromises your anonymity. On a platform built on anonymity.

@TrustNo1andCode @SpecialSitsNews

@SpecialSitsNews We thought they would get the message. Turns out they didn't.

When you add up ammunition rebuild, base destruction, and 200bn requested from Congress this war could cost half a trillion by July