projectyl

see, what i do here on twitter is challenge the traditional notion that tweets should be "enjoyable" or "for some conceivable audience"

i had a lot of good years with you all here my entire adult life so far, basically see you all on bluesky, i hope, or maybe mastodon

a new twitter meme appears something about spider research in the amazon apparently it's a movie quote? and you feel something strange it takes a bit, but then you realize you feel... nothing? no urge to join in, to riff and it dawns on you it's over you are, at last, truly free

@NaomiAdeleSmith a worthy enterprise

though i may never be fully caught up on star trek content in all the different formats and media and universes i still think it's an admiral-able goal

@pandamagazine milwaukee black op paratrooper (i promise this fits, but they're deep cuts)

These items have something in common. Reply with another item with this property. * Alphabet Freeze tag * Muted carhorn * Pine Nuts * Tibetan biota Like/retweet if you enjoy and visit pandamagazine.com for more.

if we're twitter friends and you're still on here to see this, i've got a couple of codes for elsewhere!

just got a push notification on my phone at two in the morning, to let me know that a person i do not follow or recognize has tweeted a mild clapback against someone else i do not follow or recognize so uh guess i'm progressing to the "desktop-only" part of my twitter phase-out

@halfpixel274 i guess if the level says so?

@projectyl Does baba even have a mouth

baba you stop that this minute baba you are not a kirby, you do not have a Mouthful Mode

@lattice_frames memento mortari

@NaomiAdeleSmith *squints, trying to decide whether to parse "annoying" as an adjective or a verb*

nothing more satisfying than annoying hot people

(psst - i have a new invite to give, today)

i like bluesky that's going to be my main one, now, i think looking forward to it getting even more folks

you have to be careful with boat-draculas because if a boat-dracula bites you then you turn into a boat-dracula

you have to be careful with shreks because if a shrek bites you then you turn into a shrek

you have to be careful with yodas because if a yoda bites you then you turn into a yoda

you ever do that thing where you hear a classic 90s song for the first time, parse the lyrics as one of the most beautiful anti-suicide anthems you have ever heard, and then look it up and find out it's actually about the film "cat-women on the moon" (1953)

looking back, "it is incredibly difficult to understand why customers like this product" was a really weird message for cinnamon toast crunch to be pushing

today has been Complicated and full of Events but also it is maybe the only time i'll ever get to improv the line "well, steal my pillow and call me geraldine, you've done it!" (because the team had won but also they had stolen my pillow and called me geraldine)

saw a clickbait headline saying that the villain of the upcoming new mario game has just been revealed i clicked it's bowser okay, thank you, article

In Super Mario Sunshine, a Yoshi disintegrates if it does not eat a fruit every 3 minutes. If such a Yoshi wished to live for as long as possible, it would need to consume 480 fruits per day, or 175200 fruits per year. Below is a visualization of that amount.

went to "stranger things: the experience" with my work friends i haven't seen the show still, but 'spretty neat! good acting, major-theme-park-level special effects, you get to wear a wristband if that's something you're a fan of

if i have any mutuals here waiting for a code to the Other Place, the one whose name is the Color of the Upness, let me know i must refer to it only indirectly, as if i were an old norse bard, lest i be searched