𝕭𝖆𝖏𝖆 𝖇𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙

Im moving so crazy right now

@CameronCrook9 @poolpartybobby @JomboyMedia You don’t even believe that

@poolpartybobby @JomboyMedia Screw you jackass, Canada is a much better country than the cesspool you live in

Livvy Dunne was excited about this Paul Skenes start until the third pitch

@seedmole @fermatslibrary

@fermatslibrary damn imagine living on The Island

Here's a map of Mars if, like Earth, it were covered by water on 71% of its surface.

@AJLordship @cb_doge Where find this tell

@cb_doge The guy is full funny surprises

Elon Musk just activated meme mode in Beijing 😂

@masonwarner @Oasiszn

@Oasiszn You’re close Ale but data center with a park on top is mando

Hot take: We need to replace Central Park with the world's largest data center

@PatrickNSL_ @EldridgeSZN @Bengals Your boyfriend talks like you’re the faggot in the relationship, impressive

@EldridgeSZN @Bengals 😁

Have you Met our QB1?

@MrBeast Exactly 1 like in 24 hours

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@sweatystartup 87

What do you think the average IQ is of people who travel to the NFL draft?

@oneonelove4 Very cute i like how older retrievers get that white around the face. It makes them look very distinguished

春はあけぼの🥴

@BandzMcBagz Hey im getting back into pokemon, i have a bunch of the holon phantoms cards from like 06. Specifically those deoxys ones on the right. Is it better in the stamp or no?

Which binder page would you rather have?

@JeffLadish Not a fan get them off of twitter and stop giving them attention

The first large organism on land, Prototaxites, lived 400 million years ago and grew up to 3ft wide and 26 ft tall. Until this year scientists thought it was was some type of fungus, but a 2026 science paper says it's likely "an entirely extinct eukaryotic lineage"!!

Hello @CIA beam this directly into the inner layer of my retinas for eternity thanks

@JoyfullCat Stupid bitch

@Sitesigoeresfra Young german schoolboy preparing for his first day in his berlin apartment

@Nin10Nostalgia Best game oat

Super Mario Galaxy (2007). The greatest ending in video game history.

@chicagobulls Fags

@thechoppedgruzz @ryangrim Yeah a tomahawk steak you big backed nigga

Last night Israel deliberately killed at least 3 journalists and also struck a van of 5 medics, killing them all. This comes as their forces are getting ambushed by Hezbollah semi-regularly on the ground. Killing medics and journalists from the air is safer and likely connected to the battlefield losses. Depraved, cowardly, maniacal, and a threat to civilization.

@Eraticals @pelagiusreborn Is there any way to like stretch my skin to make a makeshift sort of one then like make it shrinktight

@pumpknjuce @pelagiusreborn Not your fault, blame your parents for allowing Jews to sell your foreskin

Notice that none of these statues are ever circumcised

Just found the funniest CS video oat on reels 😭😭😭

@Howlingmutant0 @hollywoodscifi Which way?

@hollywoodscifi The way I would of put this thing inside me as a young boy

E.T. phone home