EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY

@ChicagoBears I'm still a free agent

There’s only one Chicago baseball team in last place.

a shutout & a sweep

Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them

@austinsitzmann1 @JoeMehrer Gtfoh

@JoeMehrer @reallycooljohn

My Chinese friend’s great grandfather passed away yesterday. He invented the modern camera lens. His name was Zoo Min.

You can tell Adell was "Rolling in the Deep" on that one.

More homers than the whole Padres team 😭😭

sniffing glue may cause a lot of car accidents but it also enables you to commune with the gorilla glue spirit-guide who saves your life. impossible to say if it’s good or not.

deals like this come once in a lifetime

Clyde Frazier to start the telecast for Bulls-Knicks: "I was talking to some friends, man, and I was saying eradicated, obliterated, devastated. They thought I was talking about Iran. But I was talking about the Bulls."

A little White Sox walkoff for your friday afternoon

It's a beautiful day for Roger Goodell to suck start a 12 guage imo

When I was a kid dad would pick me up from school drunk and take me to a restaurant for lunch. Hed make me flirt with the waitress and if they didnt smile hed get hostile towards them. I used to get so nervous I felt ill. But I realize now it wasnt my fault, it was women to blame

@reallycooljohn the other color sox are only down 1 fg!

Checking the Sox score and they're only down 3 field goals going into the 7th

April Fools

drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

You're laughing? Kristi Noem just got brutally chestmogged by her husband and you're laughing?

Mr. Noem has a phat set of Phil Mickelsons

to paraphrase Norm Macdonald, that’s a ripe old age for a paranormal investigator travelling across the U.S. with a haunted doll.