🍋‍🟩 refried lime 🍋‍🟩

List of bad celebrities you should hate: - Timothee Chalamet - Jacob Elordi - Chapell Roan - Sarah Paulson - Vivziepop - JK Rowling - Harry Styles - Ryan Reynolds - Robert Downey Jr - Billie Eilish - Leonardo DiCraprio

As an autistic person my pattern recognition is better than yours because wdym you thought timothee chalamet was a good person… i saw this coming from four fucking thousand miles away 💀

@kusuriscara I’m not a male fujoshi so yaoi

guys this is really important yaoi or yuri

SORA IS SHUTTING DOWN AI IS LOSING BILLIONS NETANYAHU IS MISSING HANNAH MONTANA HAS RETURNED SINNERS WON THE OSCARS BAD BUNNY IS KING MAMDANI HAS SAVED NYC SEATTLE WON THE SUPER BOWL TOMODACHI LIFE HAS GAY PEOPLE YOSHI’S BLACK THE WORLD IS HEALING WOKE IS BACK

everyone shut the fuck up about harry potter

@Succuguts Honestly i'm just loyal to brands that feel good in my hand, not their packaging lol

showing that beginner and intermediate artists are openly celebrated by your products is incredible and immediately creates brand loyalty for artists.

@coyperv You know ball

you pat your leg? they’re already on the way, willing to kneel in front of you. you whistle? they follow, they don’t even need to think about it, they know their place. you look at them sharply? they know it’s a warning—they know that they need to behave.

obedient subs who don’t need verbal commands.

i love sexualizing men

i miss my horsey

@b3havi0ur Do i make bullshit 💔

perhaps its true that all great artists are perverts. but dont go thinking that this alone makes your art great… some of yall are perverted as hell and make some straight up bullshit

@Jazsaraelove @JINKIESBTCH Why are you living a miserable life on purpose tf 💀 This is why avid twitter users are always fucking knuckleheads

@JINKIESBTCH Right cus who are you? I barley joke with people I do know

i don’t like when people i don’t know joke with me

Men with glasses are soooo slutty

@baouws @WrnrWrites Have you even read Frankenstein

@WrnrWrites she is such an AI slop author doubt it would have been popular either way

To confirm, this “100% AI generated” passage is the opening of chapter 5 from Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein

@iveception I have a question for clarification! It seems like most cultures prefer when we integrate their language or learn it and use it, why is it not like that for aave? /gen

if you’re not black and you’re only using aave in your sentences because you learned it off twitter or tiktok you should not be using aave AT ALL.

@calajms Mf doesn’t check their phone on dnd…

i used to be like this, then i saw a tweet where someone said they found out their mom died 3 days later cause their phone was on dnd

@beyoumf I think alcohol and drugs are probably worse

name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

@witchwounds Keep creating and talent will start to find you

i have no talent and i must create

@yunaurl Men are supposed to like other men cause like why else is there a button in there

forcing men to be bi is so easy because they secretly like it

@Esgistforu @YuvikaSteps Womp womp, I’m gonna keep sitting on the floor like a dog and you can remain unloved. You hate us cause you ain’t us

@YuvikaSteps Men aren’t meant to be submissive, what’s wrong with y’all?🤔

submissive men are so much better than dominant men and you can't tell mw otherwise

@YuvikaSteps I like how desperately it seems like you were typing this considering the typo, like the world could NOT wait to hear this take /gen