a dedicated rhinosaurus storage area

@GigaBasedDad I have a tattoo of the labyrinth secret blocks :)

@JortsTheCat Those are some seriously curled paws

Man I’m so curled. 100% curly guy over here

@RossKneeDeep @neilhimself and @ChuckTingle -- both super gracious and friendly (despite it being like 2am when I met neil at a signing) -- and this is now my favorite thing (no i was not trying to give neil my number)

Just for fun. What celebrity have you met in person? I met Jay Leno once. He's a very nice guy.

@bruce_steiner Tower Records at 17/18 in DC, very disappointingly vastly unlike Empire Records

@JerasIkehorn yes. it is like the most lowkey, zero negative impact to me or anyone else nice thing to do that usually makes a stranger's day substantially less annoying.

@love_walk_life I have a neutral to positive relationship w/ most exes, either actively friends or just drifted, things just didn't work out romantically, so probably would be down (though a lil thrown of wholly out of the blue). that one asshole, though, absoLUTEly never

What do you all do when an ex wants to meet you after many years?

girl got health insurance yesterday

@lydiejo And you’re a great bedmate!

@relucanting I know, I have quality AND quantity, what more could you ask for I tell ya

Sitting in a tiny airplane seat as the person beside me leans away in disgust at my fat body, love flying 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

@Mollyploofkins A cold room

What is the one thing you can’t sleep without?

@MionaShulesLove Zero fucks on that face

I got somewhere to be tomorrow, Castiel 😭

my life remains odd

@RachelGlickler I don’t think my partner has since we’ve been together (almost 3 years) but he did surprise me with nine inch nails tickets for my bday and yk what I’m good with that tradeoff (also don’t love cake or bdays tbf)

I'm following a post where a single mother is explaining how she has to make (or buy, I suppose) her own birthday cake because she wants her children to not be disappointed on her birthday and she has no one else to take care of it for her. People are coming after her with things like she would have to do this anyway if she was married. You know. Because men can't and wouldn't do this for their wives. Married women, do you have to take care of this for yourselves or do you have a spouse who does it for you?

@amandanat omg my first car was a '99 Corolla and I'm having flashbacks. drove that thing ~300,000 miles in like four years, zero maintenance, zero problems. finally took my brother skidding on ice on the highway, getting creamed and flipped, to end her, and he was fine.

This Craigslist ad for a 1999 Toyota Corolla is a masterclass in copywriting.

@ImKaitlynMeyers meth probably

When you get off a plane in Hawaii they give you a lei. What should your local airport give to visitors?

i feel like it would be weird to call an indian restaurant and be like, hi could i just have a thing of tikka masala sauce but not actually any chicken or kofta or vegetables just some naan? (i might be having some eating issues)

look i've watched @cwwhoseline for 20-whatever years but at age 42 now, @GregProops in a fishhead remains one of my favorite and most relevant 15 seconds of comedy

@linduh83 Outside my local library. ON. MY. GLASSES. Fkng seagulls.

@jethrostudio I cannot express how relieved I am that my father doesn’t know how to use a phone anymore…

@GeographyNow Oh man once I had a flight from Ushuaia to BA, delayed and delayed, and, um I kept drinking. Yes embarrassing. Almost didn’t get on plane. But am a meek nice drunk so they rolled their eyes and found me an empty aisle. (Still obv embarrassing)

Hot take: Honestly, getting an entire row to yourself on a flight in economy Class is almost as good as first class. As long as I can lay down, I’m happy.