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i’m committing to being extremely unique again. and some might say that’s actually called being annoying. and i’m committing to that too
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australia is going to beat our ass in 2028. export bob bowman to france. traitor!
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i will never ever stop using mason jars. i love those things so bad
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saturn in aries, mercury direct, venus in aries …. this energy is peak
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one of my gays proposed to me tonight. also wasn’t allowed to sit down for even a second those hoes needed me to dance with them all night!
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i’m actually not going to stop acting Kinda Dumb because it’s always such a nice surprise when i do things that remind me i actually am Kinda Smart
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listen. all i’m gonna say is the cronbachs alpha for my dissertation scale is basically as exceptional as my height. i’m on research cloud 9 rn
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also unfortunately can confirm all the yardage we did was fucking useless. i have been in the water twice in the last 3 weeks and not since august and i swam multiple :14 25s fly yesterday and its all from lifting. like!!!! i’m not even good at fly!!!
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another great example of you get what you pay for in detroit because the $35 ANNUAL rec membership comes at the cost of sometimes shit is just closed for no reason. which happened yesterday. i didn’t cry!! but paid $19 for livonia rec instead :(
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went to one of the detroit city rec center pools today for the first time and it was such a vibe. only the underwater lights were on and they were blasting sade greatest hits on the speakers! it was like the club!

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i so badly wish our PHP program was filmed documentary style because our kids have been saying the funniest things. like tears in my eyes laughing. and none of you can know because HIPAA. sorry!
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my dad made a “real estate investment” in miami and now my mom has like. abandoned us for the last 4 months to go party with her friends. honestly slay.
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also andre 3000 does not get the love he deserves
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i’ve been playing intl players anthem on repeat this week and i think that bun b verse might be my all time fav
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administered the WIAT today and there’s a reading comp passage about cesar chavez. the wiat 4 is so new. that’s gonna be there for another decade!!!
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i’ve spent more time on zoom with my dissertation chair than with any boyfriend i’ve ever had. which. honestly yeah. perfect
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will be containing dualities today (saying stupid things about pop culture, running data analysis on SPSS, baking for my sisters bday)
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amber from LIB is actually the NP of my dreams. i just know she can sniff out who needs a xanax fr fr or who just needs their prozac adjusted. she’ll write a propranolol script at 2am. she’ll go to cvs her damn self to see why they wont honor a coupon. insurance is scared of HER.
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if i’m a monster sometimes just know im validated by my white gay guy besties. because i said “i need a man who knows the difference between a nebbiolo and a barolo” and i was validated completely!!!!
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i might make my new cardio a very 2007 experience and learn the choreo from youtube in my parents basement
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i want a workout class that’s just like. 12 weeks 5 days a week thats just learning the music video choreography to britney and pussycat dolls songs
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