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Señor Applegate

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De cierto, de cierto os digo: El que cree en mí tiene vida eterna. Juan 6:47

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@DeJesus1rv1n @BloodnVinegar Is your mother dirty for birthing you? How is saying a woman had a nice family "disrespectful" unless you personally have a disordered disrespect of the marriage covenant?
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Irvin Flores@DeJesus1rv1n·
@BloodnVinegar Brother and sisters of Jesus??? Protestants 🤦‍♂️ Glad I'm part of the true doctrin and church of Christ. Protestants be like, let's disrespect the mother of Jesus because we love him 😃
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40 authors over 1,600 years in 3 different languages across multiple cultures creating a single internally consistent and self-referential body of work read by billions of people is - even in secular terms - by far the greatest literary achievement in the history of civilization
Lilith@Lilith_Atheist

The "Holy" Bible explained:

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@StephanieRuff3 most people break their resolutions after 30 days so just make one that is done by then lol
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Finish the New Testament in 30 days to start the year right.
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When people say "Hitler hated Christ", what they mean is "the Nazi prosecutors had a back-file of several hundred untried sex cases against catholic priests... [Goebbels] furnished regular summaries... to Hitler, who smore to 'smoke out' this 'gang of pederasts'."
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Señor Applegate@rex_applegate·
figures this gay nerd would be a jeffersonian. jefferson repented of his agrarianism before he died. he went to hell, but with one small tiny less flame than when he opposed the industrial progress of mankind.
Hitler Hated Christ@not_our_guy

Jefferson's agrarian paradise vision remains the ideal. Cities are disgusting bad places to live and always have been. Mass migration has obviously made it so much worse but they have always been high crime and lower trust than rural communities. Get some land and get starlink.

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@CResurrexit The devil actually loves that you think there is such a thing as a sinless woman who can intercede and save you.
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Catholics think its insulting to acknowledge that Mary fulfilled her marriage vows and God's command to multiply and had a family like a normal Christian woman; it reveals what is in their heart towards their own mothers.
Filippos ☧@TheRealLogosT

@Chad4328 Mary never had sex, and the proof is that she never had any other children and nowhere in the Bible does it say she had sex, you idiotic blasphemer. Plus Jesus entrusts her to John because he didn’t have any siblings to take care of her.

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The irony of woman preachers lies in the fact that their comfort with breaking God's rules against that practice - and deferring instead to emotions - is in itself a clear demonstration of why God said men are to lead the church. The serpent beguiled Eve; Adam was not deceived.
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@Utterly_Jean @tweetofcthulu @TheBibleIsJesus If loving you neighbor and following the word of God are in any way contradictory in your mind then you have created a new god for yourself, entirely separate from that Almighty sovereign who gave us the scriptures, however loosely based on Him yours may be
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Tommy McMurtry@TommyMcMurtry2·
I really hope that the IFB will one day get to the place where they treat pervert pastors and pastors who cover for perverts the same way they treat pastors who are different on eschatology.
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Mr. T@MrT·
My Dear Christian Bros and Sis. As we leave this old year and enter the new year, let us start the new year right. If you start the new year with GOD, you will be all right!
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Puritan Gold@PuritanGold·
Despairing Judas perished and was damned, whereas the very murderers of Christ believing in Christ, were saved. —Puritan Thomas Brooks, Works 6:131
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"I AM GOING TO KILL ALL YOU BAAL WORSHIPPERS" *nervous laughter* Elijah, so, you mean like, in spiritual warfare, right?" "NO I AM GOING TO TAKE YOU ALL TO THE BROOK KISHON AND KILL YOU WITH A SWORD IN REAL LIFE"
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@TheBibleIsJesus when i ask eternal security deniers how many times they've lost their salvation they never have a good answer
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