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@roland_slice

😁😅😆😂🤣 keyboard gangster. bosh king. uncle.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Bergabung Şubat 2019
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caldon@roland_slice·
@feonaannelise it’s fun for a bit but waking up every morning shaking & feeling like someone had been banging you on the head with a frying pan like a Tom & Jerry cartoon gets old
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caldon@roland_slice·
@AmyLeMesmer @irishloubega kinda mad how one of the most handsome guys ever created somehow looked this shite for pretty much the entirety of the 2000s
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caldon@roland_slice·
Burnham will only get my backing if he ditches this black t-shirt armyman look and swaps it out for a far more tasteful American Apparel hoodie/shirt & tie combo… less “Poundshop Zelensky” more “graphic designer from 2010”
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twitch.tv/Limmy@DaftLimmy·
I have decided to resign from Keir Starmer's government.
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caldon@roland_slice·
tune in folks, I got some shit I gotta say before it’s too late
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caldon@roland_slice·
don’t post much on here these days but it’s just cos I need to time to develop bangers
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Hulk Hogan@HulkHogan·
Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH
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Flea@flea333·
Took a significant poop
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Gavin@PrimaryCinema·
Dont mind me, just setting my Now TV avatar to Hermann Göring my favourite character from Nuremberg
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caldon@roland_slice·
how about this: clavicular sturgeon
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Puds@havingalaugh·
you don't see louie spence on panel shows much anymore
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caldon@roland_slice·
AI slop shared by a man who is famously unplugged, off the grid, tuned into the here-and-now
Graham Linehan@Glinner

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twitch.tv/Limmy@DaftLimmy·
Snippet from an overheard conversation in Spain.
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