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@roryst4rss

| part time songwriter, full time professional wii boxer | @k1ckr0xx | “what if im right, that there is no king?” -daniel kyre |

ur moms bed😉 Bergabung Ağustos 2022
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bro i wrote this tweet one year ago today
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i would shank some hoes for a burger right about now but not in an american patriotic way i just really want a fucking burger
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2 hours at the gym do u think anyone will notice my absence when i die i am so sore hello twitter
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maisie@roryst4rss·
lowkey most my tweets are for when i successfully make it in the music industry and my fans start looking thru my digital footprint and find whatever stupid shit ive been saying for the past 3 years of me having this account
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fruit slab in my chem class bruh
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Alex.@squirrelypatz·
My friend with ocd is fiddling with a browser extension so that whenever they look up something triggering as a compulsion it just redirects to this instead
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pinkdoesstuff 🍉@privdoesstuff·
@REFUSERADIO white people be like yeah my dad texts me about minecraft porn on discord
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holly@KORCHINSK14·
i bet one time connor bedards mom was like ‘yeah you know, as a mom you have to juggle a lot. its hard work!’ and he thought ‘wow thats fucking sick’
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peter@hirofusagi·
when i grow up i want to be famous twitter screenshot
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berk!@mk92luvr·
“He could be gay or bi etc,” you’re right lemme ponder this
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Queen2222@SecondQuinn·
notice how Onion aint text em??? that's cause Onion Rings
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what if #burger had WhatsApp 😂😂🍔🍔🍔‼️‼️

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Yumi@YumiMain·
WEMBY JUST GOT EJACULATED NO WAY 🤯
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robert@catfishcocaine·
Me writing Suicide note ---> 🖊️🖊️Hello. or Should i say.. Goodbye 🙂.
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coolguy15@boomhotdog2·
a porn bot just dmed me and their profile picture is of a woman i accidently killed by dropping a roof shingle on her head 8 years ago
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dreaburger@hjmejoshi·
WHOEVER HACKED CANVAS PLS CHANGE ALL MY GRADES TO 100s IDC U CAN HAVE MY INFO 😭🥹
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