rose 🥀 🔪

convinced the boys that dave grohl is their dad now how do i convince jack black that he is my husband

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, male loneliness is the most self-inflicted epidemic ever.

as my memory rests, but never forgets what i lost

🥱 🥱 🥱

gagged her

on a dark saturday night when i’m 3 bottles of wine deep find me watching a 90’s-2000’s slasher tonight it’s i still know what you did last summer jack black is a rastafari shut up and fuck off

ozzy is such a pup. i love when he boops the glass with his nose cos he wants some attention

everytime i see a news article it makes me want to home school the boys and leave the house like never lol

mummy is said in my house 13 million times a day

had a nap yesterday whilst watching john carpenters the fog and that was a fucking crazy thing to experience

the older jack gets the more he snores and the more he snores the more i need to remind myself that i really do love him and don’t wanna end his life. it’s totally fine

“it’s 3am in the morning” please fuck off you do my head in

it’s practical magic, when harry met sally, breakfast at tiffany’s, you’ve got mail, donnie darko, st elmo’s fire, butterfly effect, lost in translation, serendipity, the holiday, this is where i leave you SEASON

Life is precious kids and you only get to do it ONCE go easy LG x

Waking up on October 1st

some days i awake and wanna watch cayote ugly

never

lives were forever changed thank you chappell roan