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@John_C_Robbie You have no right to complain if it's your first game. You've literally been watching them on TV for 60+ years 🤡

My family bought tickets for Man Utd/Brentford at Old Trafford as a present for me. Been a United fan since 1963 but never visited. From SA its a v tight schedule. Now its been moved from Sat pm to Mon night! All because of TV money. So disappointed for me & other visiting fans.

@WeAreTheOverlap These ex pros forget the facts fast

Facing a penalty is one thing… 👀 Facing Wayne Rooney from the spot is something else 😅💥

@ManUtd At what cost?

Introducing a series of stadium enhancements ahead of the 2026/27 season, designed to deliver a faster food and beverage service 🥤

This is why women live longer than men.

@theawayfans Chelseas is much better

John Terry: “I’m going to be really controversial, but I don’t think there’s any comparison between Chelsea 04/05 and the Arsenal Invincibles. I think we were way better. We lost one game, which we should never have lost to Man City. Arsenal drew 12 games. When I hear the debate, I think the record of losing one, drawing eight and conceding just 15 goals is sensational.”

@Suffragent_ Great Britain FFS 🤣

England, 2026. This is Fajila Patel — a candidate in the local council elections for Darwen, Lancashire. We are beyond screwed. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

@25mahfuz Gimps these days jst look at facts. Giggs was unreal

“Elite level” these are Giggs numbers from 05 🤣🤣🤣

@FootballEra_ Death row 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The funniest thing about this Enzo situation is that he’s on a 10-year death row contract and Chelsea signed him for £120m. Even if Real Madrid want him, they’re unlikely to spend that kind of money, they’re known for signing players for free. There’s basically no way out of Chelsea for him.

@FabrizioRomano Wtf????

🚨 Enzo Fernández agent Pastore: “We could not reach an agreement over new deal with Chelsea”. “As Enzo’s contract still has six years to run, we decided not to renew it because the terms weren’t right for us or for the player”, told The Athletic.

@Globalstats11 Ibrahimovic shouldn't be anywhere near the top 50 never mind 24

Top 100 Greatest Strikers of All Time ⚽️ 1. 🇧🇷 Ronaldo Nazario 2. 🇵🇹 Eusebio 3. 🇳🇱 Marco van Basten 4. 🇩🇪 Gerd Muller 5. 🇧🇷 Romario 6. 🇫🇷 Thierry Henry 7. 🇺🇾 Luis Suarez 8. 🇵🇱 Robert Lewandowski 9. 🇵🇾 Arsenio Erico 10. 🇭🇺 Sandor Kocsis 11. 🇦🇹 Josef Bican 12. 🇸🇪 Gunnar Nordahl 13. 🇩🇪 Uwe Seeler 14. 🇧🇷 Ademir de Menezes 15. 🇦🇷 Gabriel Batistuta 16. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jimmy Greaves 17. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dixie Dean 18. 🇧🇷 Leonidas da Silva 19. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 John Charles 20. 🇫🇷 Karim Benzema 21. 🇺🇦 Andriy Shevchenko 22. 🇮🇹 Gigi Riva 23. 🇲🇽 Hugo Sanchez 24. 🇸🇪 Zlatan Ibrahimovic 25. 🇮🇹 Silvio Piola 26. 🇫🇷 Just Fontaine 27. 🇦🇷 Sergio Aguero 28. 🇧🇷 Arthur Friedenreich 29. 🇱🇷 George Weah 30. 🇪🇨 Alberto Spencer 31. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Denis Law 32. 🇨🇲 Samuel Eto'o 33. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 34. 🇫🇷 Jean-Pierre Papin 35. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Alan Shearer 36. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Ian Rush 37. 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 38. 🇨🇮 Didier Drogba 39. 🇩🇪 Jurgen Klinsmann 40. 🇳🇱 Ruud van Nistelrooy 41. 🇧🇷 Careca 42. 🇳🇱 Abe Lenstra 43. 🇮🇹 Paolo Rossi 44. 🇳🇱 Faas Wilkes 45. 🇳🇱 Robin van Persie 46. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Gary Lineker 47. 🇭🇺 Ferenc Bene 48. 🇪🇸 Telmo Zarra 49. 🇪🇸 David Villa 50. 🇭🇺 Gyula Zsengeller 51. 🇪🇸 Emilio Butragueno 52. 🇭🇷 Davor Suker 53. 🇮🇹 Jose Altafini 54. 🇧🇪 Raymond Braine 55. 🇮🇹 Christian Vieri 56. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Steve Bloomer 57. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tommy Lawton 58. 🇦🇷 Rene Pontoni 59. 🇦🇷 Luis Artime 60. 🇩🇰 Preben Elkjaer 61. 🇵🇹 Fernando Peyroteo 62. 🇺🇾 Pedro Petrone 63. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Hughie Gallacher 64. 🇪🇸 Isidro Langara 65. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Michael Owen 66. 🇧🇬 Georgi Asparuhov 67. 🇵🇱 Wlodzimierz Lubanski 68. 🇧🇷 Heleno de Freitas 69. 🇭🇺 Ferenc Deak 70. 🇪🇸 Fernando Torres 71. 🇩🇪 Rudi Voller 72. 🇩🇪 Richard Hofmann 73. 🇦🇷 Bernabe Ferreyra 74. 🇺🇾 Jose Piendibene 75. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jimmy McGrory 76. 🇧🇷 Reinaldo 77. 🇺🇾 Edinson Cavani 78. 🇦🇷 Hernan Crespo 79. 🇦🇷 Jose Sanfilippo 80. 🇦🇹 Hans Krankl 81. 🇦🇹 Franz Binder 82. 🇧🇷 Vava 83. 🇧🇷 Coutinho Honorio 84. 🇧🇷 Roberto Dinamite 85. 🇩🇪 Jupp Heynckes 86. 🇨🇴 Radamel Falcao 87. 🇺🇾 Diego Forlan 88. 🇨🇱 Marcelo Salas 89. 🇮🇹 Gianluca Vialli 90. 🇫🇷 David Trezeguet 91. 🇭🇺 Jozsef Takacs 92. 🇵🇱 Ernst Willimowski 93. 🇷🇸 Predrag Mijatovic 94. 🇦🇷 Gonzalo Higuain 95. 🇦🇷 Carlos Tevez 96. 🇦🇹 Anton Schall 97. 🇵🇭 Paulino Alcantara 98. 🇺🇾 Fernando Morena 99. 🇭🇺 Alfred Schaffer 100. 🇺🇾 Atilio Garcia Source: Iconic Football via Sport Bible

@DeadlineDayLive @MLS 1 billion for that!!!?

🚨 Introducing the NU STADIUM — the new home of Inter Miami, featuring the LEO MESSI STAND. 🇺🇸 The stadium was built in 950 days and it cost David Beckham and his co-owners around $1 BILLION. 🤯 (🎥 @MLS)

@BROKENBRITAIN0 FUcking rats

Hordes of unemployed Muslims rush to supermarkets to buy all the cheap discounted veg that’s for Easter These cheeky b@stards don’t even celebrate Easter yet they’re getting all the deals whilst Brits are in work.

@MrWills96 Es right. Sweeden didn't get a point in there group n still had a play off

🚨🇮🇹 Gattuso: “Italy lost just two matches in the group, earned 18 points and still didn’t qualify for the World Cup. But 10 African teams qualified? Who is going to watch them? Are you going to sit in front of the TV for Cape Verde or Curaçao? These qualifying rules are absurd and unfair.”

@NotFarLeftAtAll The cooking

What's missing from this banging full English breakfast?

@acdmma_ No chance.

Question: Should Nate Diaz be inducted into the UFC hall of fame? Yes or no and why?

@talkSPORT What a load of bull.

⛳️ "In The Masters, winners don't have to qualify..." 🏆 "There's an argument to said that if you're a World Cup winner, you don't need to qualify." 🇮🇹 "Italy should be there!" Andy Goldstein wants a new rule change to World Cup qualification

@AOUREDOO Look at her 🤣🤣🤣

Honestly man, I saw a picture of her husband and shit started making alot of sense.

@SimplyUtd Not the first to say that but proofs in the pudding. Lvg went to deep into tactics

@DailyLoud Seems legit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

North Korea just released footage of its "elite" Special Forces

@MikeKeegan_DM The man who nearly got them relegated last season 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can’t get the next one wrong. I’d have Ange back in a heartbeat.