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Murid: “Sir, ONS tuh apa ya?” Me: “eh? Knapa emang dek?” Murid: “I kemarin denger onti I telponan sama temennya terus ngomongin ONS ONS gitu, katanya ONS nya onti lagi di Bandung” Me: “….” Murid: “itu apa ya Sir?” Me: “ONS itu tuh satuan berat dibawah kilogram dek, jadi kalau 1 kg itu = 10 ONS” Murid: “ohhh gitu” Me: “besok2 kalau ada orang dewasa telpon adek jgn sembarangan dengerin ya, dosa lhoo” Murid: “iya Sir maaffff “ Lu pada orang gede kalau lagi ngomongin masalah gituan mending lihat sekitar deh, dulu ada murid yg nanya masalah cowok badan keker dipukul2 sekarang nanyain masalah ONS begini, bingung jirr gw ngelesnya

woi ada never let go versi jawa😭😭😭

🐶 i really... drank so much yesterday 🐶 i drank some draft beer 🐶 i also mixed tequila, whiskey, and champagne and drank it in one shot 🐶 it was fun 🐶 i think i slept until 5pm today

"lesbi gara gara ga laku sama cowo" is so funny to me bc some men would literally put their desire on anything. it's nothing special to be "laku" for men