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I'll watch the "one" that they dropped
🧚@paloma_datgirl
If they dropped one avatar movie Tommorow which one are you watching first?
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Sam
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No, I'm not
I'm 5'9 (short compared to other guys)
I'm 19 (too young)
I'm a lightskin dude (ladies prefer darkskin guys)
I'm skinny (laides prefer muscular dude)
I don't do sports (ladies love althetic dudes)
I'm poor (hehe)
Nobody is gonna crush on me this way. 😂
✧@mariaxxnn
fun fact: you’re someone’s crush
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@footballconfid1 @Jayysein Are y'all forgetting spawn? Immortal devil spawn
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@Jayysein One team has Scarlet Witch, Silver Surfer and Thor ffs. Literally no debate here.
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@Jayysein Scarlet Witch and Thor tilts the balance too much
Team Surfer wins
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I remember playing chess in chess.com against a Turkish player and the first thing he said to me because my flag was a Nigerian flag was "I love osimhen" I just smile 😌
Sxnti@PeakSxnti
Osimhen is a god in Istanbul bruh.. The moment they realize you're Nigerian they treat you like a King because of him. Beautiful people ❤️
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if everyone keeps cheating on you … perhaps …
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Seeing your ex doing well while you're not doing well hurts 💔
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨 Enzo Maresca remains the clear top candidate to become next Manchester City manager, if/when Pep leaves. Timing only depends on Guardiola — but #MCFC see Maresca as ideal candidate. Italian clubs also keen, nothing signed but clear plan by City. 🎥➕ youtu.be/FZ1tVLGBByY?si…
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Community 230 odds Boooooooom😭🔥🔥🔥🎉 Boooooooooom
Boooooooooooom✅🔥🔥🔥🥂
5/5 draws 🥳🥳🔥🔥🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉💰💰💰💰💰💰
Congratulations Riskers 🥹🔥🎉🥂
Recovery mode😈🔥🔥🔥
𝐃𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊𝐄𝐑 ۞@DeRisker1
Join telegram t.me/deriskerfreeod…
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Na from there I Sabi suck 😝
Aliyu, H. S.@HASPhD
Slide 2. Even if water no dey... If you suck it, water go show.
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@hardstopkeke @xandresvoid Hand to hand combat when he can just nuke himself 😂
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🥀Soldier boy would beat the fuck out of Captain America, it’s not even close
Vought Crave@VoughtCrave
Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
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