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Did you do anything most folk will never do last week? I did, and I do it often. I was filming my new show pilot...just gotta sell it now.

@BROKENBRITAIN0 Literally half mile from where i been all day. Some work colleagues couldnt complete jobs as the rds are shut off. Its a busy af rd too so tool some balls doing that in daylight. If its a white man they always state this.

🚨BREAKING: SHOOTING IN BRISTOL - THREE SCHOOLS IN LOCKDOWN 🇬🇧 A shooting has left a man with life changing injuries this afternoon as a HUGE police presence has descended on New Queen Street, plunging three separate schools into lockdown as a manhunt is launched. Suspect is still on the run and is described as early 20s, slim build, and around 6 foot tall (ethnicity has not been disclosed)

@10DowningStreet @Keir_Starmer Its "every" fixed it for you! Probably pissed and stoned on the 3300 you lot just gifted yourselves?

This government will always act in the national interest, on the side of British people. From today, you will see wages go up, bills come down, and more support for those who need it most. We will pull ever lever possible to tackle the cost of living.

@colder_sarcasm She is bang on the money! There would have been zero arrests for calling someone a cunt online, all mp's would actually work for us.

Truss has gone full lunatic.

@Alexandr4Denman How do they get away with over estimating? Thats basically 4oz of coke that costs around 4500 to buy in total. Retail if top notch is 11500 quid. The maths aint working here!!

Security guard caught with £65,000 drugs stash jailed after police raid Mohammed Waheed, 23, has been jailed after officers uncovered a major stash of drugs and cash at his flat in Preston. Police found: 115g of cocaine worth £34,000+ Nearly 400g of cannabis Over £32,000 in cash Scales and a burner phone linked to dealing The former Fishergate Centre security guard admitted supplying Class A and B drugs and possessing criminal property. A judge said the amount of cash and drugs showed “significant involvement” in dealing, despite Waheed claiming he was struggling with addiction at the time. He has now been sentenced to 30 months in prison.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Never

Do you want to rejoin the EU ?

@Alexandr4Denman He should've seen them coming!! Mortgage eyes, one fixed the other fucker is variable!

@UKLabour More gaslighting lies. You arent talking to the real brits tho are you? Muggy cunts, enjoy getting kicked out at the locals, then at the GE never to return again.

Labour will always defend British interests abroad and stand up for you at home.

General election NOW! @Keir_Starmer if you want us back in the eu then you have to call a GE. You have not stuck to the manifesto that you gave to win your seat. Either stand down or a GE.

@Keir_Starmer Happy birthday Keef!

Watch my press conference live. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

Yes

Bless Ya with Tesla Clips

@iam_jlc Yup palm oil,im about 3 months clean of cadburys now.

Cadbury Mini Eggs are like CRACK!!! I can’t stop myself. Especially when they’ve been in the fridge for a few hours. What the hell do they put in those things?!

@PolitlcsUK Is that addressing the nation or undressing ukranians?

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer will address the nation this morning

@AvonandsomerRob Not only that...im not into growing a ponytail and being pegged by my mrs.

@AvonandsomerRob None! Now i got a very good device to regen ANY car for dpf, services etc I aint ever changing from diesel. Even if they charge waaay too much and I have to go mad max on them, its diesel e.v.e.r.y time.

Company Car Dilemma - Audi Q4 E-Tron 40 vs BMW iX3 M Sport. Which EV would you choose?

Worried about the cost of living? They are bringing the migrants here, and obviously thats a distraction from whats really going on. Time to reset them all? Check out Mike Graham's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCPnmmK/

@HazelAppleyard Well, he is obviously going for the smell of my ex wife.

excuse me?

@elonmusk When you can make my dick a decent size, I will be first in the queue!

Neuralink enables people with ALS to speak again

@Fatbaldbloke1 Drove a transit

What have you done to celebrate Trans Day of Visibility then?🫵

@AvonandsomerRob Monica lewinski type rolr

You're in charge of Labour's cabinet reshuffle, and can invent a new role for Rachel Reeves. What's her new job title?