Shawn Curtis

My favorite ride at Disney last week. Taking the kids to Disney was a fun, once-in-a-lifetime experience. Mainly because I’ll never do it again in my lifetime.

@sarahbsouthern So sorry, Sarah.

@lukestamps Huh. One of those is a textbook for a chemistry class I was in.

@shaunmcross In my 12 years in the Navy, I never once heard someone with a potty mouth or speak in a crass way about women. Yet people just keep slinging mud at us and saying that we all “curse like sailors”. It cuts so deep.

Just me fulfilling me principal duty as a dad, to walk through the house turning off lights. 💡

Also my current mood.

@conservmillen Have you listened to the WNG podcast this morning? Two former Republican presidents already set the precedent. Reagan himself said ahead of time that he would select a woman and Bush announced he would replace Marshall with a black judge.

“Rather than choosing a candidate based on his or her ability to understand, interpret, and apply the Constitution, he is deliberately excluding qualified individuals because they are Hispanic, Asian, white, and/or a man.” That is unjust. wng.org/opinions/ident…

@TheSassyBirdie @JDejenkins Most helpful thing I’ve seen on this app: the mute button on those is the second from the top on the right. Try it. Works every time.

@JDejenkins Same

I refuse to look at the gas pump TVs out of principal.

@taylorsschumann Your book changed my mind. Thanks for telling your story.

@shaunwissmann People didn’t move around and travel the way they do now. Communities reached an immunity level much quicker and were more isolated from each other, generally.

@drewdyck You’d really need to have this on your Christmas list to avoid being offended…

But let's be honest. It's a terrible gift book anyway. "Hey, I saw this and immediately thought of you ..."

If you order my book right now ... it will not arrive by Christmas. amazon.com/Your-Future-Se…

@aimeebyrdPYW @CAHutch1990 You make that “joke” at a private company in 2021 - and you’re gone. You will be unemployed. Why are corporations leading the church in holding its leaders accountable?

@CAHutch1990 And maybe his presbytery, who has already seen his "open letter" YouTube videos where I am likened to Jezebel and dogs, should do something about it. He is a pastor.

@sarahbsouthern @crosby_katie The Polar Express is one of my least favorite Christmas movies. I’d rather watch the Christmas Prince 7 or 8 or whatever number they’re on now than TPE. Sorry, Tom Hanks.

The Polar Express is a horror film disguised as a children's Christmas movie. Even the happy parts creep me out.

@GingerSnapKid Could Baruch have been the real literary genius behind the scenes? 🤔

@scottsauls I can JUSTIFY all things through a verse taken out of context..? 😜

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Thank you @DoorDash Inside Sales team for reaching out to me about my “large orders”. No, I’m not catering lunches for my company. Yes, we’re just a huge family and we order lots of food. Apparently, often enough to trigger an alert.

@RudyCerda Ryan’s Steakhouse

Name a restaurant you thought was fancy as a kid but when you became an adult realized it wasn’t that fancy. I’ll start: Red Lobster

@sarahbsouthern @paulmwall Have you read any of the “Lost World…” books by John H Watson yet?

@samueld_james No one texts like this, much less 2 people. Perfect punctuation, spelling, and complete sentences? Please.

@stewartdantec Cost of Uber and Lyft are VERY high right now in NYC. Better to use the subway and walk. A taxi would likely be more affordable than Uber right now due to driver shortage.

My family headed to New York City for the first time ever in the first week of December. 🎉 we need things to do? Should we rent a car or do Uber? Kid-friendly things? Christmas-y things (will the trees and stuff be up?)? Comment away. Look forward to a great time.