Alyx

ok, the block change is actually happening it seems so here we go I Fucking Guess. i'll still be here but. yeah. going through and collecting all my oomfs in my arms over the next few days but if we're mutuals and you see this first please follow me..... th ank yuo.....

what im looking for in a friend is someone who simply controls the tides and is master of the tides.

Instantly entering the top 50% of men by only having regular style debts and not gambling debts.

[feeling like i have more in common with the dirt beneath my shoes than with the people around me] haha no big plans for me this weekend. what about you

@profanedcapital incredibly embarrassing for an incredibly popular published author's views on social commentary to be at the same level as chuds forum posting about metal gear solid in 2005

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I once heard a woman use the word "mansplaining" incorrectly and there was literally nothing I could do.

I love reading gay history because even in the 1800s when the curtain is pulled back a little in how our forebottoms lived, you realize they’re actually the same faggots as us

dear byrdonis, i'm sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

I’m sorry I never texted you back it’s just that my adhd walks me like a dog

Akira Kurosawa offering invaluable advice for writers all around the world

Water damaged Adderall from under my desk got me cleaning the house with my tongue out like Venom

anyone who has worked food service will understand this choice

🎯paraphilia // object of infliction

if i had a boyfriend i'd feed him apples and stroke the back of his head like a well-kept horse. but i'd be cruel to him also

@pappas1moretime @skitcest he doesn't say "where are the weak humans regardless of gender" when he's incarnated at the end of episode one, he says "where are the women and children"

@skitcest Is sukuna really a misogynist? I don't think he views women as inferior to men and weaker because they're women, he views everyone as weak and inferior to himself. The only fights that had him genuinely excited were against Gojo and Maki for crying out loud

TO: Jeffrey Epstein FROM: Elon Musk Do you, uh, are you having any "special parties" this weekend? I need to, erm, meet over 9000 Epic Derpinas. Just make sure you don't invite the Overly Attached Girlfriend, am I right XD TO: Elon Musk FROM: Jeffrey Epstein sorry just died

The onion scrubbed this from their site you're welcome

(relatable lecturer voice) and in this scene it is simply not clocking to the wedding guest that the ancient mariner is standing on business