Sofía

@RuRuRunIt Hurt- Johnny Cash

What do you think the saddest song of all time is? Whether it’s actually sad or just reminds you of something sad.

“You know…the combination of cannabis and beer is like peanut butter and jelly. It’s just…perfect.” - Dad

@crackiez Dawww 😇🥰

@sofiatortillaaa My fifi is flourishing!!! Like the beautiful flower you are 🌺

This aged well. 8 months into my new position at work, which I LOVE. Furniture arrives this week for my new house that I just bought, which I also LOVE. Self reflection/dedication to self growth has me working on strengthening my relationships with everyone I LOVE. Winningggggg

@StephenHuffman2 Thank you!! Miss you!

@sofiatortillaaa So proud of u Sofia! That's awesome 😎

When did it become socially acceptable for men to just openly spit on the ground outside. Like can we please change that rule?

And now THIS?! I am living a nightmare

I keep having dreams that my bf is leaving me for all these random celebrities and I’m FURIOUS with him. Last night it was Hillary Duff.

I don’t care how sad you are. A bagel always helps.

Here’s a random simple reminder to make time for your parents.

I obvi said no bc I have my cutie bf but shit was smooth not going to lie lol

At dinner w/ my parents last night- guy at the bar leaves & calls the restaurant 10 min later. Asks to speak with “man at the bar”(my dad). Asks HIM permission to speak to me. When my dad say ok and handed me the phone the guy walked back into the restaurant & asked me on a date.

@StephenHuffman2 You know I never miss an opportunity to be petty! Lol

Lol

Ahhh when a client is rude to you via multiple emails but he doesn’t know I really work for his CEO. Guess who just got cc’d on the email thread :)

One of the girls I coach asked what “shmegma” was tonight 😊

@crackiez Hahah the fact that this tweet shows up on my timeline with “pets” having its own line at the end really sent me on an emotional roller coaster

Want to be rolled up into a smol ball bundled in a cozy blanket in someone’s lap getting head pets

Woke up laughing bc i was dreaming I was spectating a golf tour & everyone around me was so quiet. Right before Tiger Woods swung his club I was like “SHOOT THE BALL!!!” (Bc I’m impatient & know nothing abt golf) & it screwed him up so bad he slipped lol idk you had to be there

She just straight faced asked me if I was reffing the Super Bowl tomorrow.

I walk into my parents’ house and my grandma goes, “Ah! My CHOPÍA! I feel lighting in my brains when I see you!!!Give me a shot to calm me down.” This woman is 89 years old and it’s 1:30pm.

Lmaoooo I have been out with the girls for ONE hour and Jenna just said “does anyone want to get a tattoo!!?!”

@karamineo_ Hahah oh my ex is a category 1 compared to yours

Reflecting on how my ex texted me bragging about how much money he makes, how my paychecks are “laughable” compared to his, & how his roommate flips NFT’s so they, as a household, make more than me and my current bf. Sounds like you’re doing GREAT! Keep on keepin on brother!!!😂