Tom Long

@Noirchick1 Serena

Jeannie or Samantha?

@David_Raffin I was chanting "Ho, Ho, Ho Chi Minh" in the womb.

@stdpetemoss Braggart.

It’s not gonna be that long before people start claiming that they were at Woodstock or they were part of the peace movement or they were at the march on Washington or or or or Not true. We know who they are.

In *my* day, prominent Chicago clerics weren't popes, they were implicated in purported conspiracies to *murder* the pope (while inspiring the plot of Godfather Part III). #Allegations" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Marc…

@PFlat2 Rather like an older Bobcat, too.

I think pope Leo looks like a young Bobcat Goldthwait what say you

@David_Raffin Just tell them to make a bottle episode. Wait, slightly different medium.

Maybe we would get better movies if the movie companies would realize that talk is cheap.

@David_Raffin They'd probably make that party BYOB. Brandish your own bombs.

The United States isn’t ready for democracy. It needs training wheels. Before it can try something that requires so much balance and skill. In the meantime. It could try having a non-genocidal party.

@David_Raffin "The problem is that ghosts today don't have a place to fail!"

By the way there’s an old haunted vaudeville house here you can buy. And they say there are no second acts in American vaudeville.

@steve_shives I've seen em driving around a few times, but the other day while taking a walk I saw my first parked one & my first chance to get a close-up look at all angle. Oof.

NEW SHORT! Reflections Upon My First Cybertruck Sighting youtube.com/shorts/EqV5PTa…

@dan_bernstein @GregMessenger @SportsExpert34 I don't even know who's right or wrong about the fish, but good grief, Dan, you're out of line here. Come on. I like you, and I've listened for many years, but gah.

@GregMessenger @newenhuyse @SportsExpert34 Want your kids involved?

@JustynTyme_ @ChicagoTVGuides First regular series role for Jeffrey Tambor.

@ChicagoTVGuides 'The Ropers' had what could be generously called a short run.

On this day in 1979 ⭐️ Premiere of The Ropers ⭐️ Chicago Sun-Times TV Prevue. March 13, 1979

I am just an aardvark An ant eater on the run I am grieving I am grieving For that ant I ate Was my son Lie lie lie Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie Lie lie lie Paul Simon

@David_Raffin Let them eat NFTs

@stdpetemoss Well they certainly aren’t going to be eating it.

Hello again world wide depression!

@JustynTyme_ Galaxy brain Wendy

I think Wendy's better replace this outdoor sign before it summons Beelzebub

@hwinkler4real I didn't start college until the mid-1980s, and I had to pass a typing test (on an IBM Selectric) to be accepted as a Journalism major. (I took typing class in high school because my mother wisely advised me to do so.)

All through college

@ChicagoTVGuides I think was a zygote at that point in history. Maybe my mother watched it.

On this day in 1967 The Monkees and I Dream of Jeannie Chicago Tribune TV Week. February 20, 1967

@pippy67 @BW Of course. Keeping these workers undocumented and in fear is how they keep them without rights & working for so little money.

Tesla and SpaceX relied on work by undocumented immigrants while Elon Musk advocated for a border crackdown bloomberg.com/news/features/… via @BW

Name an album that has nothing but above-average songs. One “skip” track and you’re disqualified. I’ll start:

@David_Raffin Well, that's what I meant. Democrats blowing their leadership. Premature senior moment on my part, maybe?

@stdpetemoss You got it wrong. The Democrats do the blowing.

Democrats I will consider voting for your party after you take your entire current leadership and blow them into the center of the sun.