༒𝙴𝚖𝚎𝚔𝚊𝚑𝚑•𝙾𝚏•𝙿𝙷༒

hi Port Harcourt 𝕏 Community, my name is Emeka and I'm a creative. if you're ever in need of a face painter for any event, please don't hesitate to reach out to me. 🫶🏾 below are my recent works at an Art School Opening for young creatives in Rivers State ICT Department. ❤️

imagine say the title na How To Kill A Woman. 😂😂😭

@AJolie37809 @AgbawoGracious @1meajay @OluwaStunna_OG 😹😹😹

@that_steev @AgbawoGracious @1meajay @OluwaStunna_OG She no fess believe am

things wey women dey talk, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until man talk am.

@Mohopey @KerenKBitto wetin sup? 😂

@that_steev @KerenKBitto I bin dey find your handle self

😭😭😭😭😭Ahhh God My Goodness please run to the A and E o I had a cousin who once swallowed Udara seed, that’s how three days later he started complaining of stomach pain and the family thought it was normal, went to hospital, nothing was wrong, but he stomach started getting bigger, then one day a small green shoot started coming out of his navel. That’s how they had to take him to the village and plant him in the soil and now he is an udara tree😭😭😭😭😭🤧🤧🤧💔💔💔😩🥺😞.

@Mohopey where dem dey see you abeg?

I'm very easy to be identify... People here will see me and be looking at me as if i tiff,when i ask anything,you will hear are you moye? From twitter?😒

please if you do wedding, give me cooking gig 🤲🏽 I no dey ever disappoint

@Einahpets576 toor. 😂

@that_steev Meee ??? No way

You’re cheating on me but you Dey come my house unannounced to check if I’m cheating on you 🤦🏽‍♀️ Men ehnnnnn😂

@kingilling @Steady_Boom @socetyhatesjay you will be shocked to find out. I have a cousin who does that shii', he wasn't eating at home, always eating out, and if you see the amount he spends per day. lol.

@Steady_Boom @that_steev @socetyhatesjay Wtf spends the same amount of money on breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Delusional imagination 😂💔

poor man yarns tbh, trying to make 21k look like a big deal. there are places that you can get same food for 2500, go there and stop imposing poverty on everyone

@EmperorTolu @WelBeast

@WelBeast @that_steev see the truth

You have lost twice to 10 men this season. You haven’t managed two wins on the bounce whenever you’ve played more than one game per week under Carrick. You don’t even remember the last time you won 5 in a row. But you think you’d have done better against PSG or Barcelona. Just stfu.

@_Tracywills ewo. 😂😂

@that_steev I can't share my Man please

For what it's worth,I cant marry a Masseur.

You had a misunderstanding with your partner, you went on Tiktok, the first video that came on your fyp was "5 Signs that your partner is not for you". You scrolled to the next video, you saw "Signs your parter is cheating on you the 5th sign will shock you!". You came on 𝕏, you saw a tweet that has 1.9k Likes, 430 retweets, 1k comments, & 359Views, –The tweet "Quarreling is a sign to quit the relationship". Social media has made some people make regrettable decisions in their relationships.

@softbaeby_ @heisboismailz na una dey make this girl get pride. 😂😒

@heisboismailz Beacuse you said please 🤭

A Snapchat picture of you🤭😍 Reposting all💋

@barllymarma for chickens??

I'm available for your manicure 💅

@that_steev I like as you be virgin sha

If she's moaning, screaming and banging on the wall stop mid way to find out if she's faking it

@pee_rsp be my sugar mummy na. 😔

@that_steev 😭I too like chicken and goat meat to be honest.

Half kilo of chicken - 2500 Beef - 1000 Rice (1cup) - 350 Eggs (2) - 500 Total - N4,350 This is how I manage 😭 although I always have eggs and rice at home.

The open internet needs two things: Data that lasts. Stories that stay traceable. @0G_labs → modular data layer. Programmable storage. Preserved context. @permacastapp → narrative layer. Durable publishing. Persistent identity. Infrastructure + memory.

@WinnieSteve9 @sheismommy_ abeg school that fool.

@sheismommy_ There is a difference between indecent and inappropriate dressing

I’m not seeing anybody bashing him for coming dressed like this for a conference but y’all stupid mfs wanted to tear that woman’s head off because of a skirt. God will punish you people, you deserve this country like mad.

@_Tracywills harmless flirting, a means to escape accountability. 😂

Flirting as a married person or someone in a committed relationship is cheating and disrespectful We all know what we are doing Nothing like harmless or innocent flirting